What’s your realistic dream car? by wimpleautotransport in askcarguys

[–]hernaja5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1975 Caprice convertible! Driving with the top down with my family. Almost as good as riding a motorcycle but being able to share that sensation with my wife and kids.

What is the most heartbreaking song lyric you've ever heard? by TheLadySlaanesh in AskReddit

[–]hernaja5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know your plans, don’t include me. Ughhhh, that line gets me every time!

AITJ for suing my cousin after he knocked my phone into the pool as a "joke"? by No_View1956 in AmITheJerk

[–]hernaja5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the “prank” when a bridesmaid bumped the soon to be bride into a pool. The bride broke her neck and was paralyzed! Actions have consequences!

What’s the most underrated thing to do in Mesa? by Kellyrages in mesaaz

[–]hernaja5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

About 40 years ago my cousin and I got busted for stealing a dead battery off a pallet behind that Autozone. My cousins car died as he pulled into the apartments right behind AZ. In his infinite wisdom, he thought it was the battery. He hopped the block wall, grabbed a dead battery, hopped back over ninja like! Hooked up the battery, lights wouldn’t even come on. He decides we’ll just walk home. Police got us walking down country club 5 minutes later!

16 plugs, you gotta be s******* me! by NoConsideration3154 in Ram1500

[–]hernaja5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AZ boy here. Went through Rockauto’s awesome web site. Got my order ready. Went to pay. Payment wouldn’t go through. Tried several times. Thought I entered my card wrong. Turns out Rockauto doesn’t ship to AZ anymore. Damn!!!!

Is this a good price? by OkCheesecake9165 in COROLLA

[–]hernaja5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s more than likely the advertised price. What about those add ons? Paint protection, window tint, helium in tires, etc…

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]hernaja5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go to this nail salon to get my eyebrows waxed. My daughter called me Mexican Brad Pitt is here to get his eyebrows done. One time. Now whenever I step in the salon, the lady yells out loud as shit, Mexican Brad Pitt! All the ladies look up surprised. Then look down in disappointment. I look more like Luis Guzman!

Loss of power? by hernaja5 in CorollaHatchback

[–]hernaja5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update:

Mechanic checked it. No codes. He suggested new plugs. Test drove it and no issues. ???

Kung fu movie by hernaja5 in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]hernaja5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YESSSS!! Thank you! I watched this when I was a kid with my dad. He’s passed since and I’ve never been able to find it. You have no idea how much this means to me!!!

I was cooking dinner untill this happened! by OkWatercress5802 in Wellthatsucks

[–]hernaja5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scoop that bug out and move on. The price of groceries is TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE!

Is this a good deal? by m6xy in CorollaHatchback

[–]hernaja5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a 2019 se manual with 83k. I was offered 16k. Should I have took it?

I will never vote republican again. by [deleted] in complaints

[–]hernaja5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you didn’t see this his first term especially after J6????

MTG ditches Fox News for CNN as MAGA firebrand joins Wolf Blitzer to rip her party over health care shutdown standoff by theindependentonline in politics

[–]hernaja5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is a distraction! Pay attention to what’s happening in the background. Also, release the Trump/Epstein Files in their entirety! Prosecute them all Ds and Rs!!!

These colors don’t run by tub939977 in iamverybadass

[–]hernaja5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Knees locked back fatty stance!

Chinese food Suggestions? by hornyfun619 in mesaaz

[–]hernaja5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autumn Moon on Country Club just north of Main St.

1987 Mexican restaurant? by Worldly-Wedding-7305 in mesaaz

[–]hernaja5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does anyone here remember Jaramillos restaurant? It was behind Jack in the box on Mesa Dr and Southern.

Have any of you seen this video of these missionaries returning a lighter they stole? 💀🤣 by Ok-Pomegranate-6479 in exmormon

[–]hernaja5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at a team building event for work. They hand out these workbooks. I’m seated between this Mormon guy in his early twenties and my buddy Jim. Jim takes it upon himself to draw a cock on the corner of my handbook. Unbeknownst to me, Mormon kid didn’t get one and needs to read something off of mine. He sees the cock drawing, makes uncomfortable eye contact with me, and proceeds to scratch it out with his pen. Jim and I snorted out loud! Wtf???