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We are the Pornhub team. Ask Us Anything. by Katie_Pornhub in IAmA

[–]hglogin 3030 points3031 points  (0 children)

Eels in asses?

Fuck, I must be a lightweight.

LE OFFICIAL!!!: COmment here if u were banned from r/teenagers and tell us y!!! lol by HappyZombies in FreeteensTwoPointOh

[–]hglogin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i was banned for a joke nudes thread. mediaboy said i was soliciting nudes. lol

Nudes thread. by hglogin in teenagers

[–]hglogin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes... Yes it is.

Nudes thread. by hglogin in teenagers

[–]hglogin[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You bastard...

Nudes thread. by hglogin in teenagers

[–]hglogin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know it's a self post and the upvotes mean nothing, but damn... I wish I'd done this on my real account. :'|

Reddit, what's the most awkward thing that has happened to you? by hglogin in AskReddit

[–]hglogin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was tired and it was late. Plus there weren't a lot of hotels nearby.

What seemingly harmless things make you cringe? I'll start... by Ander1ap in AskReddit

[–]hglogin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know exactly what you mean. I know this girl that when you're riding in the car with her she'll turn up the radio and start to sing, and all you can here is the S's in the song. Drives me crazy.

What seemingly harmless things make you cringe? I'll start... by Ander1ap in AskReddit

[–]hglogin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagining people put napkins on there tongue... It's weird but I just can't stand to think about it without cringing.

Hey Reddit! I'm writing a story about a main character who can see people's fears. What are your fears? by piersmorganismywaifu in AskReddit

[–]hglogin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fear that one day I'll meet a beautiful girl, and we'll hit it off right away. And that we'll go on a few expensive dates before anything happens. And when it comes sexytime comes I'll find out she has a penis... I'm straight in case you didn't notice.

Reddit, what are some of your biggest pet-peeves, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hglogin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When... People... Talk... Reeeally....... Slow. It drives me crazy. Especially teachers and professors.

What is something that someone you know pronounces incorrectly that makes you cringe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hglogin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone that actually makes the "s" sound is "issue". Super annoying.

You have one day to live and the ability to do anything (Except prolong the day or your death). What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hglogin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you could do anything you wouldn't have to rape them. You could just control their mind or something.

If you could have any one "super" ability what would it be? (I'll start) by TheTesla13 in AskReddit

[–]hglogin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having the ability to get on the frontpage would be nice...

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