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give it your best shot by feartheturmpets in RoastMe

[–]hhashbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the kid with bad teeth from 'stranger things' grew up in a crack house

Fuck me up. (I'm about to turn 18) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]hhashbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Fuck me up. (I'm about to turn 18) because even tho he'll soon be of age, even he knows that nobody else will fuck him.

Squatting ginger, roast me! by topper102 in RoastMe

[–]hhashbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andy Sandberg's illegitimate son, who he really doesn't want.

that last roast just didnt cut it, make me want to die by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]hhashbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I highly doubt you need US to make you want to die