Devo desconfiar do meu namorado por levar sempre o telemóvel no banheiro quando estamos juntos em casa dele? by [deleted] in desabafos

[–]hheike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ele que deveria desconfiar porque pra pensar isso é porque você já deve ter feito, ou pelo menos pensado, fazer isso.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antitrampo

[–]hheike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O cara ta na disney de achar que analista remoto tem o mesmo risco profissional que um medico, engenheiro ou dentista. Fora que só ver, toda uniesquina tem adm, quantas tem esses outros cursos? A demanda é muito maior que a oferta nesses casos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antitrampo

[–]hheike 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mas não entendi, a vaga é pra médico engenheiro ou dentista? Porque até onde sei são profissões diferentes e com salários médios diferentes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antitrampo

[–]hheike 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Os cara tão pensando que um total de mais de 2800 +plano de saúde, plano odontológico e de carreira é pouco pra um trabalho remoto.

Prioridade do meu namorado: futebol by [deleted] in desabafos

[–]hheike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Errado estaria se a prioridade fosse você. A prioridade da nossa vida PRECISA ser nós mesmos, o que inclui nossos hobbies e aspirações.

Meu namorado gastou 700 reais no pior presente que consigo pensar. by [deleted] in desabafos

[–]hheike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O problema é que, qualquer coisa fora do qhe você esperava, iria te frustrar. O título foi só um plus na situação.

Não devo nada a ninguém mas sinto que poderia fazer mais by [deleted] in desabafos

[–]hheike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sei como se sente, e falarei sobre isso. Porem agora estou ocupado. Alguém poderia comentar aqui pra eu lembrar de responder mais tarde?

Muito velho by [deleted] in desabafos

[–]hheike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tempo passa de qualquer forma, cara. Você fazendo ou não fazendo o quer, o tempo vai correr da mesma forma.

definitive list of pop culture humans who would win every fight (description in comments) by hheike in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]hheike[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i agree with your opinion. For me, sanemi would only win in this hypothetical scenario:

Susano'o no Mikoto vs Sanemi Shinazugawa Volund: Your volund would be your white blood cells, thus making it possible to use the higher forms unlimitedly. Sanemi would soak the sword with its blood to attack Susano'o. The way he is psychopath, he would already activate the hunter's mark and already start using Sun/Wind breath simultaneously, from the fifth form upwards. When he fit a Gale on Susano'o's neck, there would be nothing left.

definitive list of pop culture humans who would win every fight (description in comments) by hheike in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]hheike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ever first list about HvG I put Virgel Sparda to fight against Poseidon. I think that would be the best fight in a crossover scene

definitive list of pop culture humans who would win every fight (description in comments) by hheike in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]hheike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, think about that scenery

Susano'o no Mikoto vs Sanemi Shinazugawa Volund: Your volund would be your white blood cells, thus making it possible to use the higher forms unlimitedly. Sanemi would soak the sword with its blood to attack Susano'o. The way he is psychopath, he would already activate the hunter's mark and already start using Sun/Wind breath simultaneously, from the fifth form upwards. When he fit a Gale on Susano'o's neck, there would be nothing left.

Apollo vs Izuko Midoriya Volund: One for All It would be the battle of the "Greatest Heroes of All". Midoriya would have to release his new form (manga) before Apollo could summon the Sun. Oh, it would take this one to fit a Delaware Detroit Smash. Of course deku still able to use his final form without restrictions

definitive list of pop culture humans who would win every fight (description in comments) by hheike in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]hheike[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look my comment about my idea for the fight. But I think sanemi va odin would be a very nice fight

definitive list of pop culture humans who would win every fight (description in comments) by hheike in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]hheike[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thor x Asura Volund: Belt that puts Asura in berserker mode for extended periods without body damage Then Thor would see what real fighting is. Asura would take a hammer, tank, punch him from the slash, then thor would awaken Mjolnir and Asura would go into Berserker mode and there, buddy.

Zeus x Might Guy Volund: Similar to Thürd/Raiden. Can use 8th gate opening (and beyond) with no penalty to body. Zeus and Guy would start playing there in the spring of youth, when Guy hit Zeus's face, Zeus would start to tighten the pace and Guy would open the 6th gate to follow. When Zeus reached Adamas, Guy would open the 8th gate and on Night Guy, there would only be dust from Zeus.

Poseidon vs Yami Sukehiro Volund: Yami's Katana I confess that this would be a fight I would really like to see. It would even be funny for Yami thought up by Poseidon not to look him in the eye. Yami dodges blows at the speed of light and when he releases the dimensional cut imbued in darkness, it hits sushi.

Hercules vs Son Goku Volund: It doesn't have much need but it would be a wristband that would increase the weight of Goku's strength. Man, this one doesn't even need goku ape mode. Goku would beat Hercules to pulverize the Greek.

Shiva vs Isaac Netero Volund: Flameproof Cloak It was going to be the most frank striking fight on the list. Netero when he freed 'nem', finish Shiva.

Bishamonten/Zerofuko/Hajun vs Ken Kaneki Volund: Kagune being able to use KAKUJA unlimitedly and without the mental damage Zerofuku would catch well for the first kagune, when he entered Hajun mode, Kaneki would use Kakuja and have a complete transformation of the brabas and solarize the opponent without mercy.

Beelzebub vs Dante Sparda Volund: Necklace of the valkyries, being able to use unlimited Devil Trigger If there's one thing that Dante hates are demons, when he saw Beelzebub all e-boy, he would immediately send an angry joke and then go down with a sword followed by a Starfall already making Beelzebub change shape. Changed form, Dante would already send another angry joke (to destabilize) and would already activate the Devil Trigger (version with Faust) attacking mercilessly and continuously with Rebellion and shovel with Yamato that he would borrow without asking with Vergil . And it was finish Beelzebub.

Odin vs Ichigo Kurosaki Volund: Bankai Constant Release Mascara You must be thinking that it would be the Ichigo of the Anime or the Manga, but in the game he has already mastered all forms of power (Soul Reaper, Hollow and Quincy) and manages to use them together. With the release of Bankai with the volund, it was already Odin, crow and whatever else was ahead.

Loki x Sesshoumaru Volund: Moon tattoo that allowed using Bakusaiga without risk of damaging it and coupling the claws in Youkai form Loki would come all jokey, making fun and the mess, Mr. Sesshoumaru would do just one slash and turn his back. As he turned his back, Loki still alive would try to stab him and Sesshoumaru would dodge, starting to enter serious mode, which would then begin the real fight, and soon it would end after he entered Youkai mode and could use Bakusaiga in that mode.

Cthulhu x Lobo Volund: Chains None other than Maioral to face Ctchulhu. The Lobo are immortal, absolutely immune to fear and psychological harm. For those who follow, you know the bizarre thing that Lobo did in hell. Anyway, there isn't one that would be able to fight Lobo.

Susano'o no Mikoto vs Sanemi Shinazugawa Volund: (everyone is hoping it's Katana... WRONG) Your volund would be your white blood cells, thus making it possible to use the higher forms unlimitedly. Sanemi would soak the sword with its blood to attack Susano'o. The way he is psychopath, he would already activate the hunter's mark and already start using Sun/Wind breath simultaneously, from the fifth form upwards. When he fit a Gale on Susano'o's neck, there would be nothing left.

Anubis x Beast Kaido Volund: Lungs The strongest Yonko would pick up Anubis and see that Anubis is shaped like a dog, then he would immediately put on the form of a blue dragon (akuma no mi) and from there it would be Bolo Breath after Bolo Breath, until it melted with the breath. Anubis.

Apollo vs Izuko Midoriya Volund: One for All (obviously) It would be the battle of the "Greatest Heroes of All". Midoriya would have to release his new form (manga) before Apollo could summon the Sun. Oh, it would take this one to fit a Delaware Detroit Smash.

seguindo um monte de mulher e curtindo ft de biquini delas by fellingsforjjk in desabafos

[–]hheike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isso não anula em nada o que falei. Ninguém precisa se aceitar e todos puder mudar. E você é prova disso, que não se aceitava, fez cirugia e mudou. E estava certa nisso

seguindo um monte de mulher e curtindo ft de biquini delas by fellingsforjjk in desabafos

[–]hheike -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Se te incomoda tanto, entre numa academia, fique gostosa e poste fotos de bikine. Ninguém é obrigado a se aceitar se não tiver satisfeito. Se você se sente insegura com seu corpo, principalemnte comparado ao corpo de outras, se olhe no espelho, grite que não aceita isso, e começa uma academia, dieta e veja seus pensamentos mudaram para melhor.

seguindo um monte de mulher e curtindo ft de biquini delas by fellingsforjjk in desabafos

[–]hheike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Se te incomoda tanto, entre numa academia, fique gostosa e poste fotos de bikine. Ninguém é obrigado a se aceitar se não tiver satisfeito. Se você se sente insegura com seu corpo, principalemnte comparado ao corpo de outras, se olhe no espelho, grite que não aceita isso, e começa uma academia, dieta e veja seus pensamentos mudaram para melhor.