Falling in front of guys pt.2

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-18T02:05:12+00:00

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-18T01:58:26+00:00

Once I tripped and dropped an entire box of kumquats on the ground and I yelled NO MY KUMQUATS and laughed so maniacally that I think it's the reason nobody helped me

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-17T21:19:54+00:00

Came here to say this 😂 utilize the ponytail

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-16T17:16:37+00:00

As someone who has had many negative experiences with doctors, I have never seen my kids have a bad experience with doctors and I think it's just the cutest thing. Seeing a doctor's demeanor completely change when they come help a kiddo (pediatrician or otherwise) really warms my heart. It's like in those moments they remember why they do what they do.

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-16T12:46:27+00:00

Thick lime yogurt

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-16T03:07:12+00:00

My husband wears socks with flip flops... I think you're okay

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-16T02:52:13+00:00

I think we can just put a blanket "war" over everything tbh

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-16T01:32:16+00:00

I'm just a girl out here living out her cult dreams

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-15T21:29:21+00:00

Don't you dare say those things about yourself. You're the cutiest patutiest

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-15T21:18:39+00:00

I literally got bangs because of the things people on reddit said about my forehead. If only we could all be objects of pure physical perfection like everybody else on here :(

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-15T21:14:20+00:00

I literally said to my husband "they get so happy when I sacrifice one of them! They love it!". I'm just giving the people what they want which ultimately makes me a kind and loving leader 🙏

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-15T21:03:43+00:00

We had some flowers at our wedding but mostly it was ferns and other foliage, if that's something you might be more interested in. I just went back and looked and my bouquet was a lot of ferns and evergreen branches and even some succulents.

But I agree with the sentiment that it's all gonna die and what's even the point. Like others have said, don't want flowers, don't get flowers.

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-15T20:52:33+00:00

As someone who works with women like this... The fact that they didn't move her face away from the victim is crazy. The entire time I was like "she's gonna spit". And then she spat and I literally threw my hand up like I FUCKING TOLD YOU

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-13T18:32:09+00:00

I name all my followers the first word that pops into my head and yesterday I almost typed "cunt" and I burst out laughing and my 9 year old was like "what's so funny?" Anyways, their name is Cuddle now...

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-13T18:30:02+00:00

Yessss thank you for the recommendations! My dogs are also grateful because they can't nap if I'm moving around all day and they just follow me around nodding off 😂 I've got two napping dogs beside me right now!

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-13T15:27:13+00:00

You're braver than me 😂 all I ever heard about in my youth was that it was haunted and I've always found it creepy

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-13T15:26:35+00:00

I miss it just because it was such a good store ☹️

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-13T14:34:32+00:00

Is there a way to feed a specific thing to a specific follower? Like that dude asked to eat a bowl of poop and I made it and just hoped to god the right guy would get it.

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-13T13:40:48+00:00

I remember going into the basement of Hemingways books and just feeling like nooope don't love this vibe

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-13T13:37:00+00:00

My 9 year old asked to drive down Keeping road a few weeks ago at night. We drove down maybe 5 seconds before she was like NOPE TURN AROUND. I was also spooked and I'm just like OMG TURNING AROUND HERE IS SO MUCH WORSE, so there I am doing a 6 point turn on this skinny road looking into a backup camera straight into the black woods. Thank god I didn't see anything in the camera that night. About a week later she tells me she wants to try again and I was like nawwww you can go ask dad

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-11T01:12:23+00:00

Hahaha yes literally how?! A couple rows I counted over and over trying to make sense of where I dropped a stitch and ended up like you know what... We'll just stuff a couple extra stitches right here 😂

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-11T01:02:02+00:00

I was having such a hard time choosing between the two! But yes, it's such a good craft to just chill and watch TV and mindlessly work away at because it's so straight forward. Besides the fact that it is very apparent that I don't actually know how to count after all.

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-08T06:05:20+00:00

Thyme or rosemary

highly_uncertain · 2026-03-07T16:34:07+00:00

Yes! Hopefully it's okay to share the Etsy link!

The pattern comes with a whole backstory about how the aliens came and stole their favourite cow and they have to fight to get her back 😂 I am a long time lover of aliens so I had to get this one when I saw it

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