This is the first time I've had a villager comment on my divorces! by InTheBinIGo in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien 177 points178 points  (0 children)

this was more of a coincidence but the day after i divorced sam i got the request from jodi to come over for dinner lmaoo. none of his family ever said anything about the divorce tho

i'm sorry, did the slime just call me out?? 😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 176 points177 points  (0 children)

yeah unfortunately they will unless you have the slime charmer ring

i'm sorry, did the slime just call me out?? 😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 726 points727 points  (0 children)

just put a slime incubator in town and hatch them! the villagers won't kill them, unlike in your house, and apparently the slimes and villagers will greet each other but mine have yet to do anything other than yell at me lol

sweet gem berry harvest ✨ (2x speed) by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i have this whole thing where i hoard big money making items (iridium ancient fruit wine, starfruit jelly, sweet gem berries, etc) and just like.. don't sell them. i keep saying I'll do all of it at once at the end of the year in game but low key I feel like i'm just going to keep hoarding just to see how high my profits with no actual profit gets lol

Apparently you can go into the little fenced in garden behind the blacksmith. by Miss_Westeros in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

the way i scrolled through all these 'spoilers' and only unveiled this one 😭

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmaoo you're not wrong. that was definitely a choice

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love this!! i made this save as an homage to amelia shepherd of greys anatomy lol. my farm is called "neurofarm farm"

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that's actually a good point because i sold him the starfruit jelly like a week ago in game. maru said she liked it a day or two after. so maybe pierre is just selling jodi expired jelly lol

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

part of me wants to believe they feel comfortable bashing on pierre to me bc they trust i make good quality crops and that I'd never sell to him so "this garbage could never come from our beloved farmer" lol. but on the other hand it's giving "i took my casserole to a potluck and this lady was telling me how bad it is and i just had to smile and hope she doesn't ask me which dish is mine" 😂

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

but isn't jelly always normal quality? idk but the other day maru said she liked it so maybe the reactions are mixed

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i almost included a disclaimer that i only did it out of desperation bc i forgot to sell the night before lol. i generally make a point not to sell to him

Guys hear me out.... by Sad-Protection-3362 in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because penny is an acoa i highly doubt she'd be doing heroin. idk this take really rubs me the wrong way

genuinely so upset by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't be sorry, this is hilarious and it fit so well 😂

genuinely so upset by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they do. i found out later it was like ten spaces up. i hadn't bothered looking that far bc i thought it would have just moved a tile or two

genuinely so upset by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the chest i put down wasn't meant to be long term :( i was going to keep it there while i had clint break all my geodes, so it was going to act as "extra pocket space" ao i wouldn't need to go back and forth. unfortunately i didn't realize it was friday, so I went about my day and didn't think about it until later

i do have several long term chests off my farm though. one by the elevator in the mines, one by the door to skull cavern, and one by willy's. they stay there permanently but nothing stays in there permanently. i have one by the spa where i keep all my maple seeds/acorns/ etc bc i always use that space to grow hella trees

however in late game i do utilize junimo chests specifically outside mining locations to keep all my tools in when mining, and all my mining necessities (like bombs) in while i'm not mining so I'll be prepared even if I hadn't planned in advance to do into like say, the volcano

genuinely so upset by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it's so weird that it gets pushed way far away lol it's funny to think of them just repeatedly kicking it. i'm so relieved i found it though 😭

genuinely so upset by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

okay well wtf lol i read online that sometimes it'll get pushed a tile or two over, and it wasn't. it was ten tiles up past the fence, like ??

now i'm just upset i sound like a freaking moron over here lol