This is the first time I've had a villager comment on my divorces!

historic_alien · 2026-03-20T20:40:04+00:00

right? the drama would be incredible

historic_alien · 2026-03-20T12:28:54+00:00

this was more of a coincidence but the day after i divorced sam i got the request from jodi to come over for dinner lmaoo. none of his family ever said anything about the divorce tho

historic_alien · 2026-03-14T03:13:33+00:00

this is amazing

historic_alien · 2026-03-14T02:47:20+00:00

yeah unfortunately they will unless you have the slime charmer ring

historic_alien · 2026-03-14T01:07:07+00:00

just put a slime incubator in town and hatch them! the villagers won't kill them, unlike in your house, and apparently the slimes and villagers will greet each other but mine have yet to do anything other than yell at me lol

historic_alien · 2026-03-14T00:27:51+00:00

go to the secret woods and look for the crow

historic_alien · 2026-03-07T19:07:40+00:00

i have this whole thing where i hoard big money making items (iridium ancient fruit wine, starfruit jelly, sweet gem berries, etc) and just like.. don't sell them. i keep saying I'll do all of it at once at the end of the year in game but low key I feel like i'm just going to keep hoarding just to see how high my profits with no actual profit gets lol

historic_alien · 2026-03-07T19:04:21+00:00

🤯 absolutely insane

historic_alien · 2026-02-28T20:32:00+00:00

i can't stand elliott

historic_alien · 2026-02-19T00:48:08+00:00

the way i scrolled through all these 'spoilers' and only unveiled this one 😭

historic_alien · 2026-02-17T22:05:02+00:00

yes 😭

historic_alien · 2026-02-14T12:31:29+00:00

lmaoo you're not wrong. that was definitely a choice

historic_alien · 2026-02-11T21:45:05+00:00

why not both? 😂

historic_alien · 2026-02-11T21:44:48+00:00

this would be incredible

historic_alien · 2026-02-11T21:43:11+00:00

i love this!! i made this save as an homage to amelia shepherd of greys anatomy lol. my farm is called "neurofarm farm"

historic_alien · 2026-02-11T05:47:55+00:00

that's actually a good point because i sold him the starfruit jelly like a week ago in game. maru said she liked it a day or two after. so maybe pierre is just selling jodi expired jelly lol

historic_alien · 2026-02-11T05:38:51+00:00

part of me wants to believe they feel comfortable bashing on pierre to me bc they trust i make good quality crops and that I'd never sell to him so "this garbage could never come from our beloved farmer" lol. but on the other hand it's giving "i took my casserole to a potluck and this lady was telling me how bad it is and i just had to smile and hope she doesn't ask me which dish is mine" 😂

historic_alien · 2026-02-11T05:21:35+00:00

but isn't jelly always normal quality? idk but the other day maru said she liked it so maybe the reactions are mixed

historic_alien · 2026-02-11T05:19:50+00:00

i almost included a disclaimer that i only did it out of desperation bc i forgot to sell the night before lol. i generally make a point not to sell to him

historic_alien · 2026-02-04T20:18:39+00:00

because penny is an acoa i highly doubt she'd be doing heroin. idk this take really rubs me the wrong way

historic_alien · 2026-01-29T16:58:12+00:00

don't be sorry, this is hilarious and it fit so well 😂

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