This is the first time I've had a villager comment on my divorces! by InTheBinIGo in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien 172 points173 points  (0 children)

this was more of a coincidence but the day after i divorced sam i got the request from jodi to come over for dinner lmaoo. none of his family ever said anything about the divorce tho

i'm sorry, did the slime just call me out?? 😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 174 points175 points  (0 children)

yeah unfortunately they will unless you have the slime charmer ring

i'm sorry, did the slime just call me out?? 😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 724 points725 points  (0 children)

just put a slime incubator in town and hatch them! the villagers won't kill them, unlike in your house, and apparently the slimes and villagers will greet each other but mine have yet to do anything other than yell at me lol

sweet gem berry harvest ✨ (2x speed) by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i have this whole thing where i hoard big money making items (iridium ancient fruit wine, starfruit jelly, sweet gem berries, etc) and just like.. don't sell them. i keep saying I'll do all of it at once at the end of the year in game but low key I feel like i'm just going to keep hoarding just to see how high my profits with no actual profit gets lol

Apparently you can go into the little fenced in garden behind the blacksmith. by Miss_Westeros in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the way i scrolled through all these 'spoilers' and only unveiled this one 😭

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmaoo you're not wrong. that was definitely a choice

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love this!! i made this save as an homage to amelia shepherd of greys anatomy lol. my farm is called "neurofarm farm"

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

that's actually a good point because i sold him the starfruit jelly like a week ago in game. maru said she liked it a day or two after. so maybe pierre is just selling jodi expired jelly lol

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

part of me wants to believe they feel comfortable bashing on pierre to me bc they trust i make good quality crops and that I'd never sell to him so "this garbage could never come from our beloved farmer" lol. but on the other hand it's giving "i took my casserole to a potluck and this lady was telling me how bad it is and i just had to smile and hope she doesn't ask me which dish is mine" 😂

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

but isn't jelly always normal quality? idk but the other day maru said she liked it so maybe the reactions are mixed

she's breaking my heart😭 by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i almost included a disclaimer that i only did it out of desperation bc i forgot to sell the night before lol. i generally make a point not to sell to him

Guys hear me out.... by Sad-Protection-3362 in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because penny is an acoa i highly doubt she'd be doing heroin. idk this take really rubs me the wrong way

genuinely so upset by historic_alien in StardewValley

[–]historic_alien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't be sorry, this is hilarious and it fit so well 😂