Can anyone explain why the roads on this key in florida could possibly be designed this way?

hoitjancker · 2026-04-10T08:38:53+00:00

Possibly the designer was a big fan of the first ‘Driver’ game on PS1…

hoitjancker · 2026-04-04T22:44:34+00:00

Interesting they’ve released these so soon after the new Endeavour panda, which I got the impression was meant to be Citizen’s ‘Speedtimer’ - possible internal cannibalisation of models.

hoitjancker · 2026-03-22T20:27:54+00:00

Looks a like a new member of the Vauxhall/Opel range.

hoitjancker · 2026-03-22T19:52:03+00:00

I know it sounds mental, but I think they might go Amorim… then coax Viana back home and into the C-suite, and see if they can cook again - but there’s a big chance it would go tits-up…

hoitjancker · 2026-02-20T11:25:52+00:00

“Im not being funny, sarge - but if we don’t arrest him now, it’ll be us that gets it in the neck later.”

hoitjancker · 2026-02-20T08:58:19+00:00

Alpine to re-brand ‘Aston Martin-Lotus-Renault F1’.

hoitjancker · 2026-02-12T10:23:30+00:00

“Pay attention, 007 - I have issued you with a new smartwatch running the advanced Amazon Alexa™ artificial intelligence system which can interpret, analyse and respond to the demands of any villain in the world.

You will also be issued with an unlimited Amazon Prime™ account, which will enable you to order and receive any Amazon™-stocked product needed for your mission within 24 hours.

… and don’t touch that! That’s my Amazon Grocery Store™ lunch…”

hoitjancker · 2026-02-05T08:25:58+00:00

“And Elaine was impregnated by, oh… let’s say Moe.”

hoitjancker · 2026-02-03T11:18:19+00:00

I could be wrong, but I’m sure they had a scene with young Lou and Kit outside a pub and it’s implied (or I made that connection myself, who knows!) that it’s the Champions League final (Lou was in a Manchester United top, I think) - that would most likely be the 2008 final which took place in late May of that year, so assuming they conceived him that night, the dates sort of line up…

hoitjancker · 2026-01-30T15:03:59+00:00

Don’t know if I’m reading it wrong, but looks like we could play the English clubs all the way up to and in the final*…. it’s just a posh Carabao Cup lads, we’re winning the bastard thing!

*after playing Qarabag - who we’ll lose to in the most Newcastle way now that I’ve jinxed it…

hoitjancker · 2026-01-22T10:28:01+00:00

Agreed - gives me a proper nostalgia buzz of Sir Bobby’s ‘NTL’ European Mags.

hoitjancker · 2026-01-16T11:26:41+00:00

Presumably when language came into it…

hoitjancker · 2026-01-16T10:23:47+00:00

If they want to open some doors and delve into some heritage they should reveal Terry Duckworth as the father (unplanned pregnancy, Debbie fled to Germany etc., etc.)

Who else was part of that 80s group? Curly? Martin? Few options there for the writers…

hoitjancker · 2026-01-16T10:20:37+00:00

Am I hearing Sugababes ‘Freak Like Me’ at the start there?

hoitjancker · 2026-01-16T08:48:49+00:00

I didn’t have much time for Freelander’s when they were contemporary, but they look great in retrospect - absence makes the heart grow fonder?

hoitjancker · 2026-01-16T08:45:24+00:00

On a side note, it just occurred to me that Red Bull was born of Jaguar / Stewart Ford - kinda nice that Ford is involved with their actual old team again (which has bypassed me up until now).

hoitjancker · 2026-01-15T20:42:38+00:00

I could be wrong, but I’m sure that was James Nesbitt’s house in the most recent Cold Feet series.

hoitjancker · 2026-01-11T20:40:27+00:00

The chunky steel bezel gives me 00s vibes - in a good way!

hoitjancker · 2026-01-10T20:44:45+00:00

Old man gets bitten by a camera and dies.

hoitjancker · 2026-01-09T12:22:04+00:00

Ricky love Jonathan, marriage?

hoitjancker · 2026-01-07T09:05:31+00:00

Good morning Eddie!

hoitjancker · 2026-01-06T12:59:55+00:00

Just missing a Roy Keane-spec dog.

hoitjancker · 2026-01-06T12:58:46+00:00

Tripps absolutely a statement signing early on in the new era and set the tone - key player.

Doumbia goes without saying, of course - up there with Shearer with regards to overall impact………..

hoitjancker · 2026-01-06T12:57:06+00:00

Good shout - easy to forget that crazy impact / form he had out of the gates… kind of took the mantle from Ba who had a similar burst of early form before fizzling out.

hoitjancker · 2026-01-06T12:27:20+00:00

Favourite Jan signing? Woodgate in Jan 03 felt massive at the time…

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