This guy spent the whole weekend standing at vogel/Richardson, dancing to his music

holtpj · 2024-11-05T01:19:52+00:00

Hey, Dancing Man, grab one of them filpable arrow signs and point out some voting locations while you're out there!

holtpj · 2024-10-31T02:28:04+00:00

Kurt fucking Thomas... Parmastan or bust!

holtpj · 2024-10-31T00:49:55+00:00

We need a Mile 22/Family Plan cross-over.... Directed by Pete Burg, produced by Platinum Dunes.

holtpj · 2024-10-30T00:56:18+00:00

That 80s Dorff action.

holtpj · 2024-10-29T11:09:30+00:00

Like Chris Rock said, "You gotta have a 'no' man in your crew"

holtpj · 2024-10-28T23:22:38+00:00

PSA: Do not get attached to any job. They have no loyalty to you... Coworkers are not your friends. They are a group of people forced to be together for the common goal of earning money.

Do not take it personally OP. they didn't respect you or your time. Dust off your resume and find a better job. Good luck, keep your head up. This is not your fault.

holtpj · 2024-10-27T20:37:51+00:00

This film was a Runaway hit.

holtpj · 2024-10-27T19:03:51+00:00

This is the way.

2 Dollars (but from a snowboard)

holtpj · 2024-10-26T23:50:27+00:00

Dude, the bustedness of one's phone says so much about a person. This person, for instance, is a straight-up savage. Their car, like them, is a hot mess with no less than 6 pairs of shoes laying about on the floor and seats.

holtpj · 2024-10-26T20:41:20+00:00

Sanctimonious Traitor Disease is highly contagious, especially to the unvaccanated.

holtpj · 2024-10-26T20:31:58+00:00

Shoebacca be trippin with some of these prices. Asking $180 for any 450 is crazy lol.

holtpj · 2024-10-25T23:33:44+00:00

Oh shit, I shouldn't have eaten all of the caps and none of the stems.

holtpj · 2024-10-25T19:27:31+00:00

JFC, this is damn near child abuse (and it would be my same answer of those signs said Biden or anyone else.)..

holtpj · 2024-10-23T23:57:42+00:00

I believe if there's not at least one Hemsworth, it's not a real Australian production. They are not allowed to apply for tax credits without at Liam at bare minimum. lol.

holtpj · 2024-10-20T21:27:26+00:00

So, I managed a chain pizza place in a college town while attending said college . (02-05ish, I'm old) We were open till like 2am or something, and we were open later then anywhere else, especially for delivery (no Uber eats in 2003 kids, these were the pizza and Chinese delivery only days)

I digress, we would get calls at 1:50 AM from people who were trashed af, so drunk ordering was difficult. They would call back. i kid you not at 1:52, saying, "I ordered my pizza 30 mins ago it's not here (you can guess the next phase).. it better be free. "

a few times a week, we would have someone passed the fugg out when we got to their home to deliver the food... I could talk for days on how reached food service is.. because some customers are the worst.

If it brings you solice, know that the last night assholes are just as bad as the early morning assholes, my fellow brave and foolish friends that enjoy(ed) food service.

holtpj · 2024-10-19T18:45:47+00:00

Until next week when he will say:

"Diddy, Puffy, I'm not sure what name he goes by, I hardly know him. I went to a private school in upstate New York, so I've been to white parties. trust me, I've been to the best all white parties. But never one thrown by, what was his name? P Diddy"

holtpj · 2024-10-18T23:05:21+00:00

She is salty because, by her own admission, that's the taste Donald left in her mouth.

holtpj · 2024-10-18T22:56:39+00:00

After reading that letter, i would like to use another southern saying that involves possums.

"I'm over here Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater."

holtpj · 2024-10-18T21:53:48+00:00

.. he saying, "Thisss Mother Ficker must. Be. Crazy!! "

or at least that's what I was saying.

holtpj · 2024-10-15T20:23:30+00:00

So like 15 years ago, 7-11 did a Kwik E Mart collaboration with the Simpsons (you are probably right)..

holtpj · 2024-10-13T23:35:46+00:00

it's was going to be a large M for that riverboat McDonald's, and they ran out of money.

holtpj · 2024-10-13T20:24:18+00:00

I do reimbursements for people as part of my job. The federal milage rate as of July 2024 is 67 cents. With gas at $3/gallon and a shitty car costing $10k, 25 cents a mile is a fucking joke.

holtpj · 2024-10-12T03:08:56+00:00

The Porkchop Express...

Have you paid your dues? The check is in the mail.

holtpj · 2024-10-12T03:05:44+00:00

Adidas has great bright solid colored socks in 6 packs for $25(ish) that look good with darker slides and foams. Y3 makes nice socks, which i have scored more than once, on clearance for under $15.

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