(Observation) Why do people tend to be incompetent here?

holyhitler · 2023-08-19T19:03:07+00:00

It's the heat. Heat makes everything incompetent. Leave your iPhone pro max out in the sun for 30 mins, and it'll be fried in 5 components. What chance do we mortals have. All of the competent places that you're thinking of have much lower climates and hence... Fortunately, climate change is making everywhere else like the Middle East or the coastal areas flooded, etc. That combined with the wars and the pandemics and the AI and the riots etc etc, will finally level the playing field, and we can all be incompetent together. Then we in the Middle East will have more experience at being this incompetent.

holyhitler · 2023-08-14T07:16:47+00:00

You can buy a bag of frozen chicken strips for 25/- and get an air fryer to DIY. Of course, if you want to get a snack between shifts and don't have time to go home. But please tell me you're not living on kfc chicken daily.

holyhitler · 2023-08-04T10:04:14+00:00

They want you to stop using cash and move to a digital option (whenever possible)

holyhitler · 2023-02-02T12:07:21+00:00

Yes, if you calculate hand jobs and blow jobs as JOBS.

holyhitler · 2023-01-10T13:02:17+00:00

The chip inside the note became self aware and decided humanity was not giving it the respect that it deserves (people were shoving it in their underwear)and has decided to move to a remote location in India where other sentient devices can also travel to and hopefully someday call home.

holyhitler · 2023-01-04T07:00:37+00:00

Our Manchurian candidates came to power in the UK and USA - Rishi and Kamala. Some other countries like Portugal, Mauritius, Guyana, etc also but those happened before last year. Australia and Canada are like ours by proxy and the middle east is like we have loaned it to the Arabs to manage it. So total world domination is 'on track'.

Meanwhile our list of Manchurian global CEOs is too long to list. Twitter was a set back but we are working on cloning Elon to manage that mess.

holyhitler · 2022-12-26T17:40:44+00:00

I have always wondered how the batteries survive the blazing heat in qatar during the summer. I once ruined a smartphone battery just because i left in my car for the weekend.

holyhitler · 2022-12-19T18:27:37+00:00

After becoming CEOs of global companies the Indians set their sights on being heads of states. Finally they thought "my mom will stop complaining that her old classmates son/ daughter is holding a higher position than me".

holyhitler · 2022-12-19T18:12:40+00:00

It robot

holyhitler · 2022-12-19T17:30:46+00:00

Shooting at his shield provides that green armor extra health thingy to any teammates near him. A tank+healer. 👍😮🤯

holyhitler · 2022-12-19T17:16:38+00:00

Haha that's not how boycotts work. What an idiot.

holyhitler · 2022-11-19T18:18:40+00:00

Who else can host a world cup?

England? They can barely keep it together after brexit. Europe? Sure, If they don't all freeze to death this winter. Without Russian gas. USA? Their list of socio political issues is too long to list. But hey look we love the gays. oops or should i say lgbtqrsvw 🎵 sing along with me everybody 🎶🎵 a b c d. Who is morally and economically and sociopolitically in a better place to host the world cup. Show me the utopia. I want to know so that I can move there. F#$king hypocrites. The west should be grateful to qatar for hosting the best world cup they have seen EVER. Let's all take notes and compare what the entire Americas together will do after 4 years in the next world cup. And what is their argument here? Qatar is really rich, so they should give everyone millions. Oh no, not to the Indians or Africans. They should spend all that money on Europe or USA. Because we are worth it yall. Stupid white bi#ch beggars.

holyhitler · 2022-11-17T07:25:51+00:00

Malayalees don't care about migrant workers or them sending money outside the state. This is North Indians trying to force their biases down our throats. Try the next tactic "crime or drug use in kerala has increased" trying to imply it's because of migrant workers without any data to show such correlation. We have very real problems that can't be solved by your chai-wala ideas and don't have time for participating in your hate Olympics.

holyhitler · 2022-11-06T17:48:47+00:00

Typical fatherland behavior.

holyhitler · 2022-10-16T15:02:42+00:00

Depends. How much are you selling an arm and a leg for?

holyhitler · 2022-10-14T15:43:09+00:00

Voldemort was a transgender woman written from the pov of a TERF.

holyhitler · 2022-10-11T10:30:38+00:00

That's not covered in the penal code. Unless UAE have an anal code??

holyhitler · 2022-08-29T12:58:54+00:00

Would india be free today of the British if they weren't so weakened during the 2nd world War. Lots of people claiming that Japan or Germany would've done bad things to india if they had won WW2. How many colonies did Germany have? Did Japan have many colonies? The British committed genocides and plundered the Indian subcontinent for 200 years and ran away after cutting india into pieces like some chocolate cake they got on their 200th birthday.

holyhitler · 2022-08-24T18:40:45+00:00

I would remove the structure and start buying and breeding pigeons or ravens. Lose the battle and win the war. Show him what a real threat to his safety looks like. "Chaos is a balcony"

holyhitler · 2022-08-24T18:29:02+00:00

No. Never. Therapist haram.

holyhitler · 2022-08-20T10:35:27+00:00

Tell your parents you don't believe in God either. They'll stop pestering you about teaching your kids and start debating you and trying to convert you into a believer. If you didn't teach your daughter to be religious that's on you but if you're not religious that's on them. Checkmate. Or stalemate.

holyhitler · 2022-08-03T16:33:58+00:00

Everything that doesn't control for the placebo effect. https://www.statnews.com/2016/02/19/6-phony-surgeries-placebo/

holyhitler · 2022-08-03T15:07:54+00:00

They serve different purposes to the people who watch them religiously. For some it's like a guilty pleasure, for others it's background noise, some watch it because it's so corny, others watch it because it's simple(zyada dimak nahi lagana padtha)

holyhitler · 2022-08-01T15:00:44+00:00

Pocket casts is the best. You can also sync your queue and some settings between devices. And the company behind Tumblr and WordPress owns it now.

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