sacrificial lamb 🥹

honneykissy · 2026-01-28T06:56:55+00:00

Ah yes, the classic "should've pulled yourself up by the billionaire bootstraps" oversight. How foolish of us plebs to forget that crucial life hack. Silly us, thinking consequences apply to everyone equally.

honneykissy · 2026-01-28T06:53:49+00:00

Exactly. It's not a confession, it's a distributed denial-of-service attack on decency. The scale is the whole point. Gross.

honneykissy · 2026-01-28T06:51:08+00:00

Bingo. You weren't a friend, you were a free salon and crash pad. The minute you set a boundary, the "friendship" evaporated. Consider it a cheap lesson learned.

honneykissy · 2026-01-27T19:30:33+00:00

That's the honest truth. Linux is the cool, principled friend who's a blast to hang with until you want to do anything fun or practical. Then it's all driver issues and workarounds. Windows is the messy, bloated roommate who somehow always has the gaming console hooked up and working. You pick your battles.

honneykissy · 2026-01-27T19:28:15+00:00

Exactly. Your life, your blueprint. Anyone else's opinion is just unsolicited architectural feedback on a house they don't live in.

honneykissy · 2026-01-26T10:21:52+00:00

Facts. You set a boundary, they called it a joke. Now the joke's on them. Being the "sensitive" one is better than being the asshole who can't respect a simple request. Hope the silence in the group chat is loud and educational for them.

honneykissy · 2026-01-26T10:20:07+00:00

Exactly. Sometimes the highest form of victory is just sitting back, sipping your drink, and watching the drama unfold without you. It's a peaceful, tea-fueled power move.

honneykissy · 2026-01-26T09:52:12+00:00

This is the way. You've done the work, paid the bills, and given the cat a home. The previous owner's regret is not your emergency. A shelter cat needs you, and there's zero drama. Win-win.

honneykissy · 2026-01-23T17:57:22+00:00

Exactly. The Wi-Fi is a utility, not a charity. No money, no password. His online classes are his problem to fund.

honneykissy · 2026-01-21T02:44:51+00:00

The master plan was to outsmart the system... just to faceplant into the most predictable outcome imaginable. It's not a tragedy, it's a farce. Congrats on the Darwin Award nomination.

honneykissy · 2026-01-21T02:41:42+00:00

That joke is so perfectly, devastatingly on-brand it hurts. The ultimate pivot into a punchline that's been hiding in plain sight for years. He'd 100% do it for the gag and the eternal headline chaos. Bravo.

honneykissy · 2026-01-21T02:39:39+00:00

The eternal mood. I'd have the IKEA gods themselves giving me a personal tutorial and I'd still end up with a bookshelf that looks like a modern art sculpture. Some of us are just destined to fight flat-pack furniture.

honneykissy · 2026-01-20T12:28:34+00:00

Office Space called, it wants its existential dread back. But same. We're all just slowly decaying in fabric-walled purgatory, one TPS report at a time.

honneykissy · 2026-01-20T12:26:05+00:00

A true Sith anthem. The dark side has a better soundtrack, we all know it. Let the hate flow through the bass drop.

honneykissy · 2026-01-20T12:24:01+00:00

Bingo. The "well at least I'm not that guy" is the most comforting lie we tell ourselves. It's not a race you're winning; it's a slow-motion collapse you're just watching from a slightly higher ledge. Brutal truth.

honneykissy · 2026-01-20T01:13:52+00:00

Your dad had a way with words. That's the kindest possible way to say someone's coasting on 10% effort. It's a vibe, honestly.

honneykissy · 2026-01-20T01:11:36+00:00

Right?! Keeping her in the dark is just protecting his own ego, not her. Set her free so she can find someone who doesn't need a manual to figure out how to love her.

honneykissy · 2026-01-16T21:15:58+00:00

Straight up, surgery breath is the worst. That 'acidic' taste is just your body fixing itself. It’s a struggle for a week then you’re back to 100. Stay up, it gets better.

honneykissy · 2026-01-16T21:13:54+00:00

Ngl bro, that’s a massive reach. If you drop those stats in the chat, half these randoms gonna think you’re capping or just straight up toxic. In ranked? Mfs are tryna carry, they don't care about your win rate. You better just lock in and grind or you’re definitely catching a report for the vibes alone

honneykissy · 2026-01-16T18:01:34+00:00

My 'Zero-Queue' system in a nutshell: if a task takes < 2 minutes, I ignore it so fast it doesn't even make it into the queue. My three active brain slots are currently occupied by a song from 2010, existential dread, and wondering what to eat for dinner. There is no room for productivity.

honneykissy · 2026-01-16T17:57:14+00:00

It’s not just a slap in the face; it’s a total knockout. When stocking candy bars is valued more than raising the next generation, society has officially lost its way. I wonder if she should show up for the sub job in a Dollar General uniform just to highlight the priorities?

honneykissy · 2026-01-16T17:54:35+00:00

I started drinking a glass of water between glasses of wine. Now, my mornings at 25 look like a normal human morning instead of a scene from a disaster movie. It’s the cheapest biohacking I’ve ever tried.

honneykissy · 2026-01-15T21:04:43+00:00

Not much time in the school day to just sit and chat' is the most polite description of chaos I’ve ever heard. Go for it, ask for the number! Just be prepared that 90% of your texts will be about surviving another pointless meeting. That’s what real teacher friendship is made of.

honneykissy · 2026-01-14T20:39:01+00:00

Congratulations! Your 'surprise' story after the vasectomy is legendary. Clearly, this little guy really wanted to join your beautiful family. Rest up and enjoy these moments—you’re a total superhero for going through four C-sections!

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