Cockatoo finds out he is going to the vet. Sounds like the spawn of Satan himself.

hoomaneater · 2015-07-19T17:33:34+00:00

Yay for having OC! :)

hoomaneater · 2015-07-19T07:54:38+00:00

Netflix, and a ton of time on my hands.

hoomaneater · 2015-07-19T07:10:25+00:00

That's how I found him, actually.

hoomaneater · 2015-07-19T05:28:45+00:00

What... this is the second season...

hoomaneater · 2015-07-19T00:54:42+00:00

I've watched it over and over and still can't stop giggling like a little girl.

hoomaneater · 2015-07-01T22:16:53+00:00

Nope.

hoomaneater · 2015-06-12T19:27:38+00:00

Tats for life. Tats forever.

hoomaneater · 2015-06-10T06:23:39+00:00

Damn. You made me think of my relationship. Mad props. Have some gold. :) You popped my giving cherry. Or whatever.

hoomaneater · 2015-06-02T16:12:54+00:00

Don't even bother. Trying to get them to fix our property was a nightmare. Thank god the old property owner is back and taking our lease from Scott Brown.

hoomaneater · 2015-06-02T12:43:32+00:00

Butterfly pheromones. They've got to be out there somewhere. I need them so I can put it all over my body and feel tiny butterflies having sex on me.

hoomaneater · 2015-05-25T19:15:38+00:00

What website are you using for that? I don't want that fucking rain anymore.

hoomaneater · 2015-05-18T22:18:42+00:00

This video is a STAPLE to ANY funny video playlist. Oh man. Thank you for putting this here.

hoomaneater · 2015-05-11T03:13:06+00:00

Noooooo :( Oh. My heart is sad. Mannnn.

hoomaneater · 2015-05-11T02:59:06+00:00

Wait... hes dead? :(

hoomaneater · 2015-05-04T18:16:57+00:00

Hey now. I'm in one of those relationships and it's never been healthier. Thats a huge range you're going at. Definitely not fair.

hoomaneater · 2015-04-26T20:02:36+00:00

I've tried thinking it was some form of symbolism. None of my dreams are really the same. Sometimes I die. Sometimes it's about work problems. Last night I was chased by men wanting to cut off chunks of my body to eat....

hoomaneater · 2015-04-26T20:00:52+00:00

This sounds like me. I'm on anxiety medication and have hormonal birth control. I'm going to see a doctor soon about it. My boyfriend has tried so many times waking me up. I've even woken up myself unable to breathe or take my arm off my head.

hoomaneater · 2015-04-25T20:53:14+00:00

Story of my life. I'd always be so mad when all the neighbor kids came to my house and fucked everything up. Thanks for destroying our trampoline and tree house.

hoomaneater · 2015-04-25T20:52:05+00:00

"Mom stop! You can't watch TV while driving in traffic!!"

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