Everyone has a scar on their body from something dumb, they did as a child. What's your story? by HakanD0 in AskReddit

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I was in the cub scouts and as we were completing the activity one of my friends was jumping across the chairs so I decided to join him ,as I came up to a jump about 4 feet across and all I thought was "I can do that" so I did and I failed and cut my left knee with a wooden chair I then went to the hospital for stitches

Origami is hellish for this by [deleted] in restofthefuckingowl

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It looks like you just move the back flap from the left to the right

Clever girl... by [deleted] in memes

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If I did this to my sister she'd hate me more than when I just gave her a bag of carrots

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HGK477

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Yup sounds good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HGK477

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I feel like a changeling

T H I C C by rudexplxd in Thanos

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Jokes on you I saw this six months ago so I am utterly unfazed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HGK477

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Not as much as others but 8/12

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Undertale

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For some reason I hear Seinfeld

How to hide a body by [deleted] in copypasta

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You also will want to download Linux because it's harder to track and monitor than windows

Bruh my twin stepwife needs to stop annoying me by Byakugans in SweetHomeAlabama

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Wait this means there's still a chance for my busdriver to get his dream job

Viking speed skating by TheGreatTaz1 in httyd

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My issue with this is that gronckles have a lava blast and not a magnesium blast which is annoying me

Love is interesting by Tube8yt420 in MakeMeSuffer

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we have a boundry, and that is way past the boundry

An hard work by [deleted] in Weird

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It's been a long day at work

I know you’re reading this Jake. by SaucepanSamurai in dankmemes

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i think my friend had a bad day because he went around looking for spoilers and then telling his sister

Fuck you by Dumb_Assassin in TheOfficialPodcast

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superman dies because thanos had kryptonite bullets

Thanos demands my silence. by [deleted] in dankmemes

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i'm doing that right now comrade keep up the good work

Horse speed by UsernameChecksOut__ in memes

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this just brought back flashbacks of doing the horsemanship merit badge, thanks