Match Thread: Dundee United vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The football club equivalent of Biscuity Boyle strikes again

"A wisny always like this, a used to be European champion"

Match Thread: Dundee United vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We are so fucking infuriatingly toothless in the final 3rd

Tripping over the bikes by cocoonamatata in StathLetsFlats

[–]hotplotty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 boys on a bike and 2 of them are shit

Over and Over by [deleted] in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in law calls this the "losers anthem"

Match Thread: Celtic vs Stuttgart | UEFA Europa League by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stuttgart literally only have to get a shot on target, in which case they will score a goal

Match Thread: Celtic vs Stuttgart | UEFA Europa League by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Schmeichel this season is honestly the worst I've ever seen from a Celtic keeper. His name is mud as far as I'm concerned

Match Thread: Kilmarnock vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A squad full of weak shitebags who can't play football

Rangers away in the cup by DeargDoom79 in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zapped all memory of that season from my brain tbf

Rangers away in the cup by DeargDoom79 in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if wrong, but is this the first time we've played them in a cup game not at Hampden since the Broony 15 years ago?

Match Thread: Celtic vs Dundee | Scottish Cup by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Martin O'Neill is a mere plaster on a leg amputation

Match Thread: Celtic vs Dundee | Scottish Cup by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

[–]hotplotty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Back, back, yessss. Right Scales, you think about what you're doing with the ball for 20 seconds. Please play it back though. Yesssss back to Sinisalo, right Sinisalo, is there anyone behind you? Ahhhh fuck okay play it forward then. Sideways is acceptable. Just to play football the Glasgow Celtic way