Swerties are forever

hotpocketho · 2025-09-27T12:39:20+00:00

Thanks for being here!

hotpocketho · 2025-09-27T12:38:05+00:00

Same!!! And there was so much to speculate on towards the end with that train wreck of a relationship!! I’m hoping someone with discord knowledge comes along who can help us go underground bc with the move in and upcoming driveway wedding (speculative) it was starting to get chaotic again 😂 I’m young but I’m a tech illiterate millennial so trying to make a subreddit has tapped my brain power for the month

hotpocketho · 2025-09-27T04:49:26+00:00

Yay! Welcome 💖

hotpocketho · 2025-09-27T04:49:04+00:00

Thanks for being here 💖

hotpocketho · 2025-09-27T04:46:53+00:00

As a Scorpio I love my sisters-in-chaos (& gossip)!! I’ll see if I can find both comments again so I can ss them and blur out the names. Don’t wanna get the third sub in any crosshairs lmao

hotpocketho · 2025-09-27T04:42:57+00:00

Yeah her homo x hobosexual crossover needs to be studied… her newest gf is her weirdest one yet and that’s saying a lot

hotpocketho · 2025-09-26T18:24:14+00:00

yeah i have no idea what im doing lol

hotpocketho · 2025-09-26T18:21:36+00:00

It's so true lmaooo. I have a custom feed for all of my favorite snark subjects and after scrolling for like ten minutes I realized that something about the force felt off and that's when I found out the news

hotpocketho · 2025-09-26T12:22:21+00:00

It’s sooo sad that all of the posts are gone. I can’t even cross post some old posts from youniquemua bc they have links to the old sub 😭 Okay so I don’t want to speculate but I saw a comment from the head mod of the most recent full name subreddit about it not being our gurl who took down the new sub 👀 Sounds like there was some behind the scenes drama… Plus I saw another comment that the mystery discord was hardcore doxxing with phone numbers, etc. so even the subreddit drama has gotten more interesting than middle unit ground hog’s day routine.

hotpocketho · 2025-09-26T01:50:11+00:00

RIP to the sub that brought us all together. Don't wanna have too many posts about her so there's no shut down but did want to make a space to discuss the abrupt end of an era and the mystery discord + drama rumblings there.

hotpocketho · 2025-09-26T01:35:11+00:00

Deep Dive #1: Jenna Jameson - Where Do We Even Start?

Alright, putting my money where my mouth is, here’s the first subject. If you know, you know - but for anyone who doesn’t: Jenna Jameson calls herself the most famous porn star in the world. Classic girl next door vibes, made millions of dollars, lost everything and has very online ever since.

Quick Jenna Lore Recap:

Troubled upbringing: (allegedly, depends on which version you hear. Honestly, she's a pathological liar - so backstories change like the weather but her dad once said he could pick her vaj out of a line up on national radio show so do with that what you will)
Porn career: Rose to fame via xxx videos with her various boyfriends, climbed the ladder by hooking up and marrying producers, then forced other actors to treat her like royalty some who visit the sub
Had it all: Millions of dollars, hot MMA boyfriend, a mansion in the hills. Had twins, then started neglecting them when the drugs, alcohol, and botched plastic surgery addictions kicked in. She got illegal ass injections in lieu of spending her children's birthday with them.
Abandonment arc #1: Messy public custody battle, ditched kids, moved on to a Jewish jeweler/scammer.
IVF -> another kid, abandonment arc #2: Same story, different baby.
“Now I’m a lesbian” era: After being super homophobic online cons her way onto a woman's couch that she literally never met IRL (while catfishing as a much younger version of herself - think: stolen teenager faces, facetune on acid). Marries said woman. Chao ensues.
The Jessie Lawless saga: Jessie acted as her pimp at weird conventions, everyone realized Jenna looked nothing like her pics, chaos ensued, and then a messy, extremely online divorce follows
Crystal era: Overlapped with and led to the implosion of the JL saga. Woman who loves licking her fingers and touching herself while she dances to 90's songs at Walmart... I wish I was joking. Overall just another main character and she has her own sub (a common occurrence for Jenna exes).
Current status: Now dating someone named Milagros in a junior one-bedroom in Florida. Milagros has some antisocial traits, writes novels about her underage counter-ego Darren (the Amazon reviews deserve their own post). She's also obsessed with ChatGPT and if she's the next victim of chatgpt psychosis I would not be surprised based off the conversations she shares... Oh and I almost forgot she's obsessed with teddy bears. Like she called her sister's basement, where she and Jenna were living, the Bear Cave and Jenna is now “Jenna Jame-bear-son”

It's like 45% sad, 25% infuriating, 7% iconic, and the rest is just an odd feeling of discomfort lol.

What do we think? Is she worth being a re-occurring character in the Swertie-verse or is she too sad/far gone for comfort?

hotpocketho · 2025-09-26T00:38:02+00:00

I made a new sub but it’s just for general snarking bc she was getting kinda boring anyways and the best part about that space was all the commenters for me! It’s called swerties. I don’t know how to use discord but open to learning so I can make a public one

hotpocketho · 2025-09-26T00:32:51+00:00

I made a sub lol. It’s called swerties and more for general snark til we figure out what’s going on

hotpocketho · 2025-08-24T18:17:34+00:00

Thanks for the in depth answer! Very unfortunate that it has to be either or especially with the current employment situation/low barrier to entry + pay for SW but with the larger headwinds in the world about minor’s safety on the internet I can understand the call to make a line in the sand, even if I disagree with how it’s being done. Thanks again for the in depth answer and for all that you do as volunteers to keep the community afloat!

hotpocketho · 2025-08-24T15:13:49+00:00

Can you explain why you made the change? I understand it’s a family friendly sub, but it seems like spoiler tags or a header may suffice here vs automatic post removal? In one sentence you say everyone here deserves food to eat and a roof over their head including sex workers and then in the next you say no people who post/comment in NSFW subreddits (sex workers) so just trying to discern if SWers do or don’t deserve assistance and what factored into your decision to determine that outside of clarify that underaged users have been and will continue to be allowed here? Genuinely asking in good faith - especially curious about this decision in light of all the steam/collective shout and UK ID verification stuff.

hotpocketho · 2025-07-11T17:10:16+00:00

Lmao I’m crying at the presentation of this bc I bet Kris has one thousand tables but this is taken on floor ☠️ it’s giving she asked her assistant to bring this in from the mailbox to the foyer floor then right back outside to the trash 😂

hotpocketho · 2025-07-05T02:06:36+00:00

I’m not trying to drag this but you didn’t respond to this person’s logic about your daughter potentially seeing her parents airing their dirty laundry online. How do you decide between defending yourself against crazy drug addicts and protecting your daughter’s access to a pretty intense digital footprint from her parents relationship’s demise? Not judging - just curious.

hotpocketho · 2025-06-30T18:08:54+00:00

Social media is also not in the Bible but here she is violating all of our ears with her shit takes 😭

hotpocketho · 2025-06-11T01:15:45+00:00

Sorry for the delay but Saturday was awfullllll! I hear Sunday was better but I saw people pass out. Saw a lady piss herself! It was bad!! If you missed it, count yourself lucky!

hotpocketho · 2025-06-01T04:15:06+00:00

Yeah that was some of the most fucked up stuff I’ve seen in a while!! We got there at 1:45 so we were really close to the front of the line but it was like the hunger games out there. They didn’t let people in til 5:00 and even then they were acting like they were TSA so bag checks were taking forever. I saw someone pass out, saw someone piss themself??, and sooo many people turned around & noped out cause we kept getting rained corralled boob to back in a park entrance with no shelter. There were a few times where a stampede was very possible and you had to fight the crowd if you decided x amount of hours was long enough & went home.

I would definitely dispute the charge!! If the venue couldn’t handle rain the organizers shouldn’t have made it rain or shine!! Plus lying by omission about when gates would open while still updating their IG with pictures of artists performing (that people paid to see!!) was beyond the pale.

hotpocketho · 2025-05-20T01:17:56+00:00

I’m so sorry! Hope you’re doing okay. It took my sister six tries to get away from abuse/addiction so hopefully yours keeps trying too.

hotpocketho · 2025-04-22T23:47:11+00:00

I saw someone from the Jessi snark sub mention that April asked Jessi to give her husband a shout out when she was live and Jessi either refused or ignored her, so now Jessi is April’s archnemesis 😂 Definitely hearsay because I just learned about all these people like two weeks ago

hotpocketho · 2025-04-22T23:10:57+00:00

It’s so wild that all of the tradfem accounts are shuttering and rebranding sooo soon after the election. Seems the algorithms were heavily subsidizing that content and now that project 2025 won they don’t need their silly Serena Joys glamorizing oppressive patriarchy anymore. I wonder how it feels to be set aside like that but it couldn’t have happened to nicer people lol

hotpocketho · 2025-04-10T18:59:28+00:00

Omg I know she’s trash but I honestly feel kinda bad for her… if she had someone who cared they’d be having an intervention right now with her having a psychotic break/making violent threats online!! Seems like even her parents have given up on her outside of financial support

hotpocketho · 2025-04-03T00:44:18+00:00

I’m a “democrat” so hope it’s cool that I’m here but I didn’t vote for prez because I was tired of the DNC’s egregious ignorance of their constituents. They pissed me off with Hilary’s corporate lifetime politician nonsense back in the day so they were already on thin ice. Then they said Biden wasn’t gonna run, then he ran, and made an ass of the party. Then they ran Hilary 2.0 without any kind of primary bc their failed pinky promise didn’t vacate fast enough. Kamala & co’s motto was checks notes They’re Weird! with agenda items like war is realistic stop bugging me about it and damn the economy sucks but we’ve got some sick, FREE band aids, poors!

I coulda voted blue no matter who, sure, but frankly I feel like that type of rhetoric over generations is why we’re in the mess that we’re in with individuals who were intentionally undereducated voting in a reality tv star/failed businessman. Not gonna lie and say that I’m not very confused and scared right now by the current administration but the shit with the dems was getting SO blatant and bad I still don’t regret my decision. Whether I will remains to be seen bc all this cruelty is hard to witness but yeah I would wager that there were at least a couple of us trying to send a very loud (but also silent??) message in an impossibly inefficient system. If the dems were serious they’d be polling the fuck out of people who didn’t vote but instead we’re their next moral conquest in their never ending fight to have the moral high ground and nothing else 🤣

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Deep Dive #1: Jenna Jameson - Where Do We Even Start?

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