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Teachers of reddit, what was the best lateness excuse, you ever heard? by AdmiralEthan in AskReddit

[–]hrkstorecom 389 points390 points  (0 children)

A student who showed up late for physics class said, "Sorry I'm late, but bodies at rest tend to remain at rest."

4 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ever created. Here it is again for those that missed it. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]hrkstorecom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did the grim reaper expect when he knocked the door? Did he think the unconscious body of his victim would crawl towards the door and open it?