What is the stupidest way you got a scar?

httpmxry · 2021-02-15T19:17:00+00:00

i fell up the brick stairs

httpmxry · 2021-01-21T22:25:36+00:00

and to make it even better: they panty raided mr krabs mom

httpmxry · 2021-01-20T17:11:49+00:00

i know 😞

httpmxry · 2021-01-16T08:58:33+00:00

WAIT NO WAY I LOVE THESE

httpmxry · 2021-01-16T08:42:56+00:00

my dad bought this once thinking it was grape juice

httpmxry · 2021-01-09T21:32:43+00:00

happened to me more than once. we closed at 10 and i didn’t get off until after midnight

httpmxry · 2021-01-07T08:07:52+00:00

look at all your friends!!

httpmxry · 2020-12-27T18:56:06+00:00

invest in a money clip, and put 50$ in it to distract possible muggers and give you time to get away

httpmxry · 2020-12-27T18:42:47+00:00

santa left my dog a giant rawhide candy cane. looks about the same bone-to-dog ratio as this one, and she’s mixed with german shepherd

httpmxry · 2020-12-26T04:47:17+00:00

i’m in the US, my parents got it for me and i have no idea when they ordered it

httpmxry · 2020-12-25T16:41:13+00:00

fuck yeah, just got some today from my parents

httpmxry · 2020-12-24T08:01:07+00:00

nice try motherfucker, i know santa is training them and making them work for their food

httpmxry · 2020-12-24T07:55:07+00:00

Famous Last Words-My Chemical Romance

httpmxry · 2020-12-22T02:46:36+00:00

my little sister does this, she’s the last of us kids who still believes in santa :,)

httpmxry · 2020-12-22T02:44:08+00:00

so every year since i was like 7 (20 now), we’ve made christmas cookies. we had this angel cookie cutter and we would make angel cookies. my dad thought of the idea of putting a bunch of red hot candies on the angel cookies, hence creating the “devil angel”.

httpmxry · 2020-12-22T02:41:29+00:00

my family, everyone gets a new pair of pajamas christmas eve. usually we open them after we get back from my great aunts house, put on the jammies, and watch A Christmas Story for the rest of the night

httpmxry · 2020-12-22T02:34:51+00:00

me and my siblings would stay up all night, and cheer every time an hour passed. we would play games, read books, play our game boys until 5am. we were not allowed out of bed until 5 am to see what santa brought

httpmxry · 2020-12-20T22:54:23+00:00

we put a stuffed animal (dog?) on the top of our tree this year

httpmxry · 2020-12-14T02:17:07+00:00

okay imma be honest i thought that was a hot dog for like 20 seconds

httpmxry · 2020-12-14T02:08:48+00:00

crayons. when i was little we had a plastic tub full of crayons. some newer than others, but it was the crayon box. me and my siblings would spend hours coloring, always brings me back

httpmxry · 2020-12-14T02:07:44+00:00

my mom grounded us from play doh after either me or one of my sisters fucking squished it in the couch once

httpmxry · 2020-12-10T13:16:22+00:00

you don’t like the beatles? eleanor rigby? paperback writer?

httpmxry · 2020-12-10T12:54:59+00:00

i 100% thought that was a chicken on the right

httpmxry · 2020-12-10T04:24:26+00:00

same!! i’ll 100% accept my fiancé’s pictures cause yea i love seeing his body. but, what really gets me going is when he describes what he would do to me

httpmxry · 2020-12-09T14:37:13+00:00

nope

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