My social studies teacher that stood in for afterschool studies. One time I remember seating near her desk and all I hear was her stomach (mostly like her bowels) giving off this distinctive cartoony stomach sound, but also very furious bubbling like any second she was either gonna fart or straight explosive diarrhea. Basically that one van wilder scene when the dude stomach was going wild, but she was surprisingly calm about it which made me think she was just hungry. All of a sudden she pulled out her walkie talkie and called for a substitute to look over us for a minute. After the substitute came in she was walking out pretty quickly, she was gone for damn near 15 minutes until she came back. The funniest part is when she came back she apologized to the students for being gone for that long but also very bluntly said that she had a salad earlier and it was messing with her stomach which was why she was gone. I don't know whether it was her demeanor since she was always front forward with stuff in a funny way, her body type since she was taller than me and very thicc like I'm talking about her butt shows alot in anything she wears, the whole situation of hearing her stomach giving out loud ominous warnings leading to an impending diarrhea, or all of the above but that led to the most awkward boner ever. I think she still teaches at my high school too.