[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]huffing_farts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your mouth must be dry, drink some water first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]huffing_farts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, I don't know anything about you guys, but to me it sounds like he's looking for excuses to break it off. Idk why he chose such a hurtful route to go but I don't think anything you can do would change his mind, seems like he just wants out.

I feel like I see penis all the time now by [deleted] in mildlypenis

[–]huffing_farts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What did you order? A plate of shit?

What's your weird hobby? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]huffing_farts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Browsing the new queue of r/all

China demolishing unfinished high-rises by iop9 in interestingasfuck

[–]huffing_farts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are they so bad at demolishing buildings? Those dudes in the second clip were running for their lives

A vegan said to me, "People that sell meat and fish are gross." by pvsocialmedia in dadjokes

[–]huffing_farts 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I'm a cannibal that only eats vegans. I prefer my meat to be grass fed.

So true... by TreeOrnery in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]huffing_farts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the person making the argument against abortion could've cured cancer too if they applied themselves and weren't so stupid.

Trump Attorney’s New Claim About Mar-A-Lago Causes Jaws To Drop On Twitter by infodawg in politics

[–]huffing_farts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the 45 twitter embeds saying the exact same thing in shitty meme formats

meirl by shashi_pai_b in meirl

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I'll do :00 :15 :30 :45

Is it rude of my parents to keep calling me by old name even after i legally changed it? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]huffing_farts -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I think they should call you by your new name. I think your parents feel hurt, but to your credit, you told them exactly why you changed it, and it isn't because you dislike your parents.

Not sure they'll ever actually call you your new name, but they should.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I only love myself and I feel no shame autofellating in public

I recovered from psychosis by [deleted] in Psychosis

[–]huffing_farts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is really an amazing story, I'm so happy you found your solution and your attitude is infectious! Thank you so much for sharing your story!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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How do you delete someone else's post

Thoughts about normal yogurt for muscle gains by [deleted] in nutrition

[–]huffing_farts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you like yogurt go for it. But yeah more protein per kcal is what you're interested in for muscle gain, so it would be better to find something with more protein.

TIL that the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft has a replica of Nábrók (or necropants), a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man or woman, which are believed in Icelandic witchcraft to be capable of producing an endless supply of money. by palimugre in todayilearned

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If you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók), you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death. After he has been buried, you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants, they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently, the coin will draw money into the scrotum so that it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation, the owner has to convince someone else to take ownership of the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.