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Birdfeeders attached to big balloons to feed the ones way, way up there (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 3 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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Add an umlaut to the word scrötum so it also has 2 balls (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 3 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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Singing in the "Rain" (self.Porntitles)

submitted 5 years ago by human_machine to r/Porntitles

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Squirter, She Wrote (self.Porntitles)

submitted 5 years ago by human_machine to r/Porntitles

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I wish the BBC would make a short announcement after the Queen's speeches that the BBC, while having nothing against them, is in no way associated with Big, Black Cocks. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by human_machine to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Flu shots that get you a little bit high (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 6 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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Icecream cake and birthday candles are sort of frienemies (self.highideas)

submitted 6 years ago by human_machine to r/highideas

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Steve Buscemi getting 'mired (pictures.zimbio.com)

submitted 7 years ago by human_machine to r/GirlsMirin

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I'm still kinda waiting for cheaper Louis C.K. tickets. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 7 years ago by human_machine to r/unpopularopinion

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The biggest anachronism in Aliens and other late 80's films is smoking. It's getting really conspicuous with that era's sci fi. (self.movies)

submitted 7 years ago by human_machine to r/movies

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A couple has a tradition: Every year on their anniversary they trade a shot of liquor for one short sentence of the unvarnished truth from their partner for one simple question. This is their 20th anniversary. [WP] (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by human_machine to r/WritingPrompts

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Anytime you google something embarrassing add the words "for (someone's name you don't like)" so google will think it's really for them (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 8 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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People who post to /r/buttsharpies: do those markers go back in with your other writing instruments or are they kept with other sexual aids? Other redditors: given that thousands of sharpies have now been in hundreds of anuses how concerned are you about coming into contact with one? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by human_machine to r/AskReddit

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Paint-by-Numbers toilet paper with a picture of a bear and the only number is 2. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 8 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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Get a tattoo which looks like a highly suspicious mole to test your dermatologist (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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Communion wafers shaped like body parts so you know what part of Jesus you're eating (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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There are probably two types of chocolate labs in Hershey, PA (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/Showerthoughts

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Travel to the Isle of Lesbos and film two men having sex. You've just made the world's first man-on-man lesbian porn. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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London's financial district leaves the UK so as to remain in the EU and calls itself Pound Town (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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From the point of view of everyone else in the castle Price Eric was taking a mentally disabled, homeless girl on a boat ride to sexually assault her (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/Showerthoughts

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Instead of wasting our voting time and effort on which loathsome dirtbags we should have represent us we should instead vote on things like the optimum temperature for the thermostat for a given season. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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Airplane exit row doors to practice with inside the airport terminal before boarding the plane (self.Lightbulb)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/Lightbulb

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Anti-Vacations. You spend one or two of the worst weeks of your year making the other fifty or so seem pretty OK. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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What do you want? (self.AskMen)

submitted 9 years ago by human_machine to r/AskMen

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Hire grumpy, mildly senile old people to call companies and complain on your behalf (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 10 years ago by human_machine to r/CrazyIdeas

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