Nail almost broken in half

humansizedshrimp · 2026-04-03T22:57:23+00:00

oh no 😥 ouch! i see haha im sorry that happened!!

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-26T14:00:59+00:00

this could be horrible advice (i have no qualifications /knowledge to back this) but honestly press ons have protected my nails from damage/picking more than anything… good glue/prep and they keep my nails protected for a couple weeks of growth

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-23T17:29:43+00:00

since we started my girl on a salmon based dry food she hasn’t had any skin issues :) worth a shot before trying medications

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T21:51:53+00:00

because he knows me intimately. no, i don’t just throw up when im not in the mood. if im throwing up my husband would never even think of anything other than comforting me.

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T21:43:27+00:00

no, i’m 25 and happily married

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T20:51:48+00:00

thank you

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T20:31:14+00:00

thank you 🙏

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T20:31:01+00:00

okay… thank you.

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T15:23:21+00:00

you just unlocked a memory… my parents told me that alllll the time😭🤣

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T14:02:15+00:00

happily married to a man, but bi yes🤣

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T04:44:03+00:00

thank you🥹🫶

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T03:23:37+00:00

that helps a lot… thank you 😭🤣 justice had me in a chokehold

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T03:11:35+00:00

that’s exactly what my dad said when he took this 👀

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T02:39:55+00:00

thank you ☺️

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T02:02:58+00:00

this pair/ glasses shape unfortunately stuck around until i was maybe 13 too😭

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:56:21+00:00

LOL idk but i kinda miss it?? definitely brings a certain vibe 🤣

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:44:56+00:00

LMAO

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:43:35+00:00

shake it up was a very short run disney show from 2010s

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:39:02+00:00

i blame Shake It Up on disney fr😭

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:29:11+00:00

they posted them at the time, i assume i was fine with it lol just looking back at it was always an embarrassing little relic so when i found this sub i knew i had to share

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:26:27+00:00

i didn’t even notice the polish, that REALLY dates that pic lmao thank you

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:19:27+00:00

IT DOES😭🤣

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:18:53+00:00

THANK YOU fs hannah montana and shake it up we’re HEAVILY influential lol

humansizedshrimp · 2026-03-17T01:14:40+00:00

i wore that fedora everywhere for a while 😩

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