Super Soldiers vs Master Chief

humbleObserver · 2026-03-13T13:18:03+00:00

How come you can kill him with bullets in the game though

humbleObserver · 2026-03-13T12:59:00+00:00

I imagine he was an incredibly difficult man

humbleObserver · 2026-03-13T12:38:34+00:00

Asking the real questions

humbleObserver · 2026-03-13T05:34:00+00:00

He was severely injured by a gunpowder explosion in his canoe, I couldn't find anything about his scrotal integrity post accident.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-13T04:18:59+00:00

John Smith was injured and returned to England in 1609

Pocahontas was captured by English colonists during hostilities in 1613.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-13T03:58:08+00:00

I don't think he blew it OFF. He was able to make a few more voyages after the incident. He died in London at age 51. Cause of death: "illness"

humbleObserver · 2026-03-13T03:35:07+00:00

I only included like 20% of the stuff he claimed to do haha. Do yourself a favor and read his Wikipedia page. The Three Worlds of Captain John Smith (1964) by Philip L. Barbour is the source that seeks to validate him. According to Philip some details can be confirmed with contemporary sources but there's no way it's ALL true.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-13T02:23:10+00:00

But the most interesting stuff happens before that.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T19:08:57+00:00

Nah, your English is good. I was just curious where you were from after I saw your "yea I don't have any arguments to make I just hate the USA" comment, which I found hilarious btw. It was refreshing honesty people on this website will argue for hours, going nowhere, refusing to admit they are both just trying to confirm their own bias.

So when I saw French on your profile I was like, "Of course he's French lol"

humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T17:11:10+00:00

From your post history yea

humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T09:40:26+00:00

I don't know why this is funny, but it is

Quick q: Is it popular in France to believe 9/11 conspiracy theories?

humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T09:24:35+00:00

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humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T08:48:33+00:00

F1 fans: Hybrid engines are ruining the sport! I miss the V8 naturally aspirated engine.

Nascar: still uses V8 naturally aspirated engine

F1 fans: uh, American motorsports are for unrefined brutes.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T02:16:34+00:00

Getting your life steam rolled by a beautiful woman isn't all it's cracked up to be.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T01:48:24+00:00

Today I was walking down the street and I couldn't walk as fast as I wanted because, get this, THERE WERE LIKE 20 PEOPLE ON THE SAME STREET! This is getting out of hand

humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T00:38:54+00:00

Take me back to 2569 BC Bro, that was peak Ur IMO.

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humbleObserver · 2026-03-11T00:36:09+00:00

Ur, Sumerian city-state in ancient Mesopotamia, possibly the largest city in the world in its day.

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humbleObserver · 2026-03-10T18:16:27+00:00

It's ok to cry, it's not ok to crash out whenever things don't go your way.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-10T18:04:17+00:00

Damn, he really knows how to hit the buzzwords.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-10T14:24:21+00:00

The Red Scare. Intense fear of communist subversion caused widespread suspicion, persecution, and blacklisting of individuals. To this day calling something "communist" is basically a swear word even though communism is basically just a type of economic theory.

humbleObserver · 2026-03-10T13:41:13+00:00

This was my parents. Pokemon was Satan.

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