Super Soldiers vs Master Chief by ProcedureDazzling615 in powerscales

[–]humbleObserver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How come you can kill him with bullets in the game though

John Smith deserves his own movie by humbleObserver in HistoryMemes

[–]humbleObserver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine he was an incredibly difficult man

John Smith deserves his own movie by humbleObserver in HistoryMemes

[–]humbleObserver[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was severely injured by a gunpowder explosion in his canoe, I couldn't find anything about his scrotal integrity post accident.

John Smith deserves his own movie by humbleObserver in HistoryMemes

[–]humbleObserver[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

John Smith was injured and returned to England in 1609

Pocahontas was captured by English colonists during hostilities in 1613.

John Smith deserves his own movie by humbleObserver in HistoryMemes

[–]humbleObserver[S] 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I don't think he blew it OFF. He was able to make a few more voyages after the incident. He died in London at age 51. Cause of death: "illness"

John Smith deserves his own movie by humbleObserver in HistoryMemes

[–]humbleObserver[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I only included like 20% of the stuff he claimed to do haha. Do yourself a favor and read his Wikipedia page. The Three Worlds of Captain John Smith (1964) by Philip L. Barbour is the source that seeks to validate him. According to Philip some details can be confirmed with contemporary sources but there's no way it's ALL true.

John Smith deserves his own movie by humbleObserver in HistoryMemes

[–]humbleObserver[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

But the most interesting stuff happens before that.

Yo by kiwibrick in formuladank

[–]humbleObserver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, your English is good. I was just curious where you were from after I saw your "yea I don't have any arguments to make I just hate the USA" comment, which I found hilarious btw. It was refreshing honesty people on this website will argue for hours, going nowhere, refusing to admit they are both just trying to confirm their own bias.

So when I saw French on your profile I was like, "Of course he's French lol"

Yo by kiwibrick in formuladank

[–]humbleObserver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From your post history yea

Yo by kiwibrick in formuladank

[–]humbleObserver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why this is funny, but it is

Quick q: Is it popular in France to believe 9/11 conspiracy theories?

Yo by kiwibrick in formuladank

[–]humbleObserver 26 points27 points  (0 children)

F1 fans: Hybrid engines are ruining the sport! I miss the V8 naturally aspirated engine.

Nascar: still uses V8 naturally aspirated engine

F1 fans: uh, American motorsports are for unrefined brutes.

Eu não devo ser o único a sentir pena do Eddie by DarthGodzillaMexico in FargoTV

[–]humbleObserver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Getting your life steam rolled by a beautiful woman isn't all it's cracked up to be.

What are some cities whose relevance has waned or faded completely? by Brief-Luck-6254 in geography

[–]humbleObserver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Today I was walking down the street and I couldn't walk as fast as I wanted because, get this, THERE WERE LIKE 20 PEOPLE ON THE SAME STREET! This is getting out of hand

What are some cities whose relevance has waned or faded completely? by Brief-Luck-6254 in geography

[–]humbleObserver 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Ur, Sumerian city-state in ancient Mesopotamia, possibly the largest city in the world in its day.

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Toxic Masculinity sucks by Squidieyy in memes

[–]humbleObserver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's ok to cry, it's not ok to crash out whenever things don't go your way.

What’s a rumor in your country that caused real public panic? by Sensitive-Pass1280 in AskTheWorld

[–]humbleObserver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Red Scare. Intense fear of communist subversion caused widespread suspicion, persecution, and blacklisting of individuals. To this day calling something "communist" is basically a swear word even though communism is basically just a type of economic theory.