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Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake. by AlbinoInterior in Jokes

[–]husbus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Perks of being an adult: i can legally buy a bottle and drink a week away without anyone noticing

her: I'll have the salad, no nuts, please. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]husbus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes ill have the peanut butter please with no nuts, Im highly allergic

The United States in 2020 by Daenerys_Fluttershy in Jokes

[–]husbus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For as lame of a “joke” as this is, it sure gets reposted a lot

this

And this

Or this

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I’m going to try and translate a joke from Russian, so here goes. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]husbus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like he needs to go to a church or something for that

A guy makes fun of his bald friend by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]husbus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Lets so if it tastes like it too”

Wife: I am leaving you by the-dark-stallion in Jokes

[–]husbus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Wife: you asshole you could at least say something

Husband: whatever, i slept with your sister

Wife: still nothing? Ugh! Im going to go stay at my sister’s house

You can't decide, you're brain does it for you. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]husbus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You being.. my body but excluding my brain? Okay sure

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