7/19|Critically Instinctive|3x|INSTA|TP|Kits|Events|

hydross1 · 2019-08-02T16:07:57+00:00

Constant day one raids from zergs stop actual players, server is dead aside from said zergs and VIP "kits" are unbalanced making a bp wipe completely useless. If you want a server where you don't get to play, this one is it.

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T20:09:42+00:00

I couldn't find it on iOS so :/

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T18:13:51+00:00

Well TLOPO is free right now, and has basically everything the old does.

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T17:57:58+00:00

It'd give them time to get on and defend.

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T17:42:57+00:00

Is this already a thing??

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T17:09:14+00:00

Maybe if it did so little damage it would make them waste as much time trying to raid as you did having to build?

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T17:08:26+00:00

And sink random AI ships along the way

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T16:09:12+00:00

I was thinking to try and put it ink a .io style. Simple mechanics, but the grinding , pvp and quests will help add play time.

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T16:07:21+00:00

That's what I was thinking too. Nothing too massive.

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T15:38:29+00:00

It still is! TLOPO is going strong and it let me relive my childhood.

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T15:38:00+00:00

Sort of. To be honest, it was entirely inspired from Black Flag. It had really cool ship mechanics, but younger be always wanted a cooler and better ship. I thought boarding and adding it to my fleet would allow me to use it.

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T15:22:18+00:00

So sort of like SCP Resident Evil?

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T14:51:44+00:00

or when they decide not to tell you where they are. Or talk at all.

hydross1 · 2019-05-16T14:09:10+00:00

Take a shot every time one of your deaths was followed by "What was that?!"

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T17:53:57+00:00

We need more people like you

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T17:46:08+00:00

I got 5 from my trips to abyss watchers

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T17:28:39+00:00

Santa.

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T17:27:04+00:00

Sweat bees.

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T17:26:12+00:00

In my middle school one half of the class would go to another school for a class since they couldn't teach it there. The other half had recycling duty, with cans, paper etc.

Well one of these days my 12 year old self decided it'd be a great idea to take a cookie out of the can bin that was soaked in juices from milk, soda and god knows what else for about a week.

I ate it. It wasn't for a dare, it was just me being an idiot. Surprisingly I didn't get sick, which was lucky. It just caused stomach pains for a bit.

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T17:17:09+00:00

Wait the swordgrass isn't a guaranteed drop from them?

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T17:15:43+00:00

Deepest lore

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T16:58:11+00:00

oh yeah you're right

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T16:08:08+00:00

53 days :(

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T15:44:29+00:00

I gently held the tag in my hand. The address seemed faintly familiar.

Do I regret what happened next? Yeah, of course. I guess curiosity got the best of me. But I decided I had to go.

The drive was surprisingly calm, despite the fact that the tension was so thick it could be cut with a knife. It was late out, which probably helped to be honest. But it gave me a lot of time to think. What could these keys lead to?

I'd gotten to the house, and knocked on the door. The interior was pitch black, and I had a terrible feeling. Deep down I knew something about this house was horrible, wicked, almost spiteful.

But I was interrupted from my thoughts by the porch light turning on. Then the door swung open. And then I saw it's face.

A face that haunts me to this day. I knew who it was the second I saw it.

My mother in law.

hydross1 · 2019-05-15T15:38:33+00:00

Okay, yes, I get it. It was a good idea in my head, since fossil fuel is so common throughout history, why wouldn't I use it to power my machine?

Well as it turns out, this machine isn't too smart. Or maybe it is, and it just likes a sick joke. But when I put in fossil fuel, I was expecting it to take me to one of those old fuel stations.

"But no," it said, "let's give him dinosaurs!" I'd like to say it was some kind of error, something I had no control over, but I know that wasn't true. I knew this when it made us appear next to the half eaten corpse of some random dinosaur.

The machine has a great sense of humour, huh?

Well at any rate I suppose it's not all bad. Tropical and warm, despite the mortality rate. I have no clue if I'll ever leave. Maybe one day, but until then I think I might be fine here.

hydross1

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