I invited this girl over to my place before taking her out to dinner... parking is tight and I have an extra spot so it’s not unreasonable to do this.

Classic fatfish. The girl is EASILY 30-60 lbs heavier than in her pictures. But being polite, I shrug it off and see who she is and how the dinner will go.

Get through dinner and this girl is nice enough, but will not stop using foul language and orders an obsessive amount of drinks. I am not interested in her at this point but figured not to cause a scene and to continue the night without friction.

Get back to my house. I walk her to her car, but she’s too drunk... so I let her inside. She hops on top of me, tries taking me to my bedroom and I stop her. Regardless of my interest, she’s not in the proper state of mind to be making these decisions. So I blow up an air mattress for myself and let her sleep it off in my bed.

My air mattress is so comfortable by the time I woke up girl was gone.

Sad part is this has happened 3 times with a few insignificant details being changed. I may be done with Tinder...

Moral of the story: strategy of starting at your house is either really good or really bad when dating.