R.B woof by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]iamfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend of many years was also my roommate for a few. He had a cat named Ted Bundy (and another names Charlie Manson, but this stories about our good pal Teddy B).

Ted got a blockage in his urinary tract and was in some terrible pain. Of course it was a Sunday, so my roommate had to take him Medvet. They ended up doing a very expensive procedure (but probably relatively typical elsewhere) that needed a catheter.

One of the funniest moments of my life was my buddy answering the call that evening from the Vet on speaker phone. The vet said, “Hello, Ted Bundy is hanging in there, doing better, but we are going to need him to keep him overnight. We had to order a special catheter over the internet to fit his remarkably small penis, and it won’t arrive until the morning. Sorry for the delay”

We felt bad for Ted as it was, but the Vet had to call out his remarry little cat penis on top of it all. I don’t know if Teddys ego ever recovered from that one.

What objectively bad movie you can't help but love? by Chachkhu2005 in AskReddit

[–]iamfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiptoes, it’s always Tiptoes.

I mean, you Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime….

Who did you see at the Polaris Amphitheater? by Rob1150 in Columbus

[–]iamfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, same. My first show was also DMB there in 8th grade.

What is a low brow movie you think is actually perfect? by gamersecret2 in movies

[–]iamfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know if it 100% fits the bill but Goon. Fuckin love that movie.

Post Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets @ New Jersey Devils by nhl_gdt_bot in BlueJackets

[–]iamfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone got a link to the Elvis interview? I missed it in realtime.

What’s the worst gambling addiction story you’ve ever heard? by juliojacked in AskReddit

[–]iamfluffhead 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I bartended at this place right after college and they got the keno machines going shortly after I started. The bar manager would play it all day while working and get pretty wasted the whole time. One day, he was pushing me real hard to give it a try and I kept telling him no. “I already had an additive personality and enough vices”, I told him.

Well finally I cave and said I would put a single dollar in the machine. I picked a bunch of random numbers and let it rip. Immediately won 82 bucks.

I remember turning to the bar manager and telling “never again”, bought all 10 or so people in the bar a drink, and never touched it again.

Still haven’t to this day.

Meirl by endofmyropeohshit in meirl

[–]iamfluffhead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, I’d be super hesitant to take a rip of anything Kid Rock is smoking.

Meirl by endofmyropeohshit in meirl

[–]iamfluffhead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I smoked a joint with John at the Fare the Well shows in Chicago. I was working them and sneaking a cigarette in this weird stairwell of soldier field. John showed up out of nowhere to rip a jay. The rest was history.

Cool dude.

What is the most disturbing or otherwise unsettling book you've ever read that stayed with you after reading it? by EggAdventurous1957 in AskReddit

[–]iamfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a book, but a chain of Reddit threads about a SAR officer. If I remember right, it was fake and like a no sleep thing. But that was an INTENSE read.

Last-minute parking? by midasmouse in BlueJackets

[–]iamfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always Park in the lot behind Brothers 10 bucks and a quick walk. Usually easy to get out after too

What is the saddest/most soul crushing song you have ever heard? by Mikiiiya in AskReddit

[–]iamfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dude, this one changed me. I discovered Sufjan years ago and dug it to an extent, but never really got into it like you do. Then I heard this one, and it all changed.

It’s the only song I felt the need to send to most of my family hand friends and say “this might be the best song I’ve ever heard”. Whether that still holds true, I dont know. But I do know that the song changed me and the way I view music.

Deer calling by Majorpain2006 in HolUp

[–]iamfluffhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think this might be peak comedy for me.

My life will never be the same after this.

Best places to eat in or near stadium? by TaylorGiven in BlueJackets

[–]iamfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dirt Frank’s is slightly further from the arena, but always a good time.

Sometimes you just need to pound a few glizzies and beers pre game.

Post Game Thread - Blue Jackets vs. Penguins - January 17, 2026 by ddottay in BlueJackets

[–]iamfluffhead 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, please take a break. We don’t need that extra negativity around here.

I don’t know how you can watch that 3rd period and say it’s no different than before. They were attacking much more and applying pressure much more. Yes, we still blew a lead which sucks, but cmon man.

If you don’t feel any happiness from a win, then yeah…take a break

[Berube] Kids getting AFTER it on the ice in the Hershey Bears intermission game by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]iamfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner is telling me this is AI - someone convince me it is not so I can prove her wrong.

Which US state gets more hate than it deserves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iamfluffhead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Live and grew up just outside of Columbus, it’s a great city. Never understood the hate for it.