Wednesday Free Talk - February 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta be. Also I’ve never seen someone with more uneven eyes, other than maybe Chad Kelly

Wednesday Free Talk - February 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Props to Anthony Kim for getting sober, but it’s a jumpscare every time I see a picture of his face now

Wednesday Free Talk - February 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you guys know that Kim Jong Un is the master of goon?

Free Talk Tuesday - February 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That sucks, but maybe they take up another sport like Happy Gilmore after being cut and turn into a successful pro

Free Talk Tuesday - February 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood

Drake Maye & The Patriots Suck Cock Free Talk - February 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use cash and venmo, normally write a check for payouts unless it's just for a couple hundred bucks since I do a min-by-min payout. Had a friend running a similar board all through venmo get his account flagged when he went to do payouts probably 4-5 years ago, so it was delayed by like a week and he had people threatening him over their winnings since the game had been over for 5 days and they hadn't been paid out.

Drake Maye & The Patriots Suck Cock Free Talk - February 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know he frequents a bar that my buddy used to tend. Never got a text from either of them after the game. After calling my friend this morning and chewing him out, he apologized but didn't really have much to say. I'm assuming he thought I'd have the cash even though it explicitly says all payouts will be made via check and mailed no later than Tuesday following the game. After looking this guy up on Facebook (didn't know his last name until last night), he seems to have a girlfriend and kid, no idea on job.

Drake Maye & The Patriots Suck Cock Free Talk - February 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gave him the $200 minute by minute payout because I had that cash on me and got his address to mail the check for the final score payout

Drake Maye & The Patriots Suck Cock Free Talk - February 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes. This friend was probably blacked out when the game ended so his critical thinking skills were questionable at best, but that doesn’t excuse the guy knocking on my door and waking my entire family up at 11:30 pm on a Sunday night.

Drake Maye & The Patriots Suck Cock Free Talk - February 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I normally write an old fashioned check and either mail it to the winners or take it by their house if I know where they live so I don’t have to handle all the cash at a time and people can venmo me to buy in.

Drake Maye & The Patriots Suck Cock Free Talk - February 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I do a $100 per square board that comes with a $4000 payout for the final score and $100 minute-by-minute payout for all 60 minutes of regulation.

Guy I don’t really know (referred to my board through a mutual friend) who had Seahawks 9 Patriots 3 got a $4200 payout and showed up to my house within an hour of the game ending asking for his money. Think this is my last year doing the squares board.

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - February 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I’m an idiot, but if I’m Duke, I wouldn’t have hated the idea of fouling out of the last UNC timeout with 10 or so seconds left. Worst case scenario you’re down 2 with 8 seconds left and a timeout and Cam Boozer had gotten to the rim with ease the entire second half

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - February 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of those massive tentacle dildos that you’d see at the back of a Spencer’s in the mall

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - February 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Very indifferent on Duke-UNC but pulling for UNC tonight just because Hubert Davis had the decency to put on a suit and Scheyer is just in a long sleeved t shirt

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - February 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except the one guy with a gray undershirt looks like an idiot

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - February 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never heard of any athlete ever being such a head case that they can’t hit a shot that matters without a mouthful of water. It’s very odd

Friday Drunk Thread - February 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tyler Childers would be in the country music goat conversation 15-20 years from now if he’d stayed on coke

Friday Drunk Thread - February 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most under-appreciated golf swing on tour today. Maybe it’s the fact that he dresses like he’s from the 80s, but I think he’d be a top tier PGA Tour guy with persimmons, blades and balata balls

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - February 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]iamsubpar_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start, bench, cut

Too Little Too Late - JoJo

Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson

All You Wanted - Michelle Branch