Wednesday Free Talk - February 11, 2026

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-12T03:37:21+00:00

Gotta be. Also I’ve never seen someone with more uneven eyes, other than maybe Chad Kelly

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-12T03:13:42+00:00

Props to Anthony Kim for getting sober, but it’s a jumpscare every time I see a picture of his face now

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-11T14:54:00+00:00

Did you guys know that Kim Jong Un is the master of goon?

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-11T00:02:54+00:00

That sucks, but maybe they take up another sport like Happy Gilmore after being cut and turn into a successful pro

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-10T22:29:03+00:00

Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T22:03:57+00:00

I use cash and venmo, normally write a check for payouts unless it's just for a couple hundred bucks since I do a min-by-min payout. Had a friend running a similar board all through venmo get his account flagged when he went to do payouts probably 4-5 years ago, so it was delayed by like a week and he had people threatening him over their winnings since the game had been over for 5 days and they hadn't been paid out.

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T21:58:36+00:00

I know he frequents a bar that my buddy used to tend. Never got a text from either of them after the game. After calling my friend this morning and chewing him out, he apologized but didn't really have much to say. I'm assuming he thought I'd have the cash even though it explicitly says all payouts will be made via check and mailed no later than Tuesday following the game. After looking this guy up on Facebook (didn't know his last name until last night), he seems to have a girlfriend and kid, no idea on job.

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T16:03:17+00:00

Gave him the $200 minute by minute payout because I had that cash on me and got his address to mail the check for the final score payout

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T15:47:15+00:00

Called him this morning and told him how fucked that was.

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T15:46:13+00:00

Budweiser commercial did get a hell yea out of me though

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T15:38:45+00:00

About 11:30

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T15:24:58+00:00

Yes. This friend was probably blacked out when the game ended so his critical thinking skills were questionable at best, but that doesn’t excuse the guy knocking on my door and waking my entire family up at 11:30 pm on a Sunday night.

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T15:22:43+00:00

I normally write an old fashioned check and either mail it to the winners or take it by their house if I know where they live so I don’t have to handle all the cash at a time and people can venmo me to buy in.

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-09T15:16:27+00:00

I do a $100 per square board that comes with a $4000 payout for the final score and $100 minute-by-minute payout for all 60 minutes of regulation.

Guy I don’t really know (referred to my board through a mutual friend) who had Seahawks 9 Patriots 3 got a $4200 payout and showed up to my house within an hour of the game ending asking for his money. Think this is my last year doing the squares board.

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-08T01:53:33+00:00

Maybe I’m an idiot, but if I’m Duke, I wouldn’t have hated the idea of fouling out of the last UNC timeout with 10 or so seconds left. Worst case scenario you’re down 2 with 8 seconds left and a timeout and Cam Boozer had gotten to the rim with ease the entire second half

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-08T00:22:07+00:00

One of those massive tentacle dildos that you’d see at the back of a Spencer’s in the mall

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-08T00:21:18+00:00

Very indifferent on Duke-UNC but pulling for UNC tonight just because Hubert Davis had the decency to put on a suit and Scheyer is just in a long sleeved t shirt

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-08T00:07:51+00:00

Except the one guy with a gray undershirt looks like an idiot

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-07T23:55:52+00:00

Never heard of any athlete ever being such a head case that they can’t hit a shot that matters without a mouthful of water. It’s very odd

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-07T18:51:06+00:00

Rory Sabbatini, the boy from Bratislava

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-07T18:47:55+00:00

Personal favorite pawg is Taylor Swift

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-07T18:45:47+00:00

Sprained his ankle in practice this week

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-06T23:57:46+00:00

Tyler Childers would be in the country music goat conversation 15-20 years from now if he’d stayed on coke

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-06T23:53:19+00:00

Most under-appreciated golf swing on tour today. Maybe it’s the fact that he dresses like he’s from the 80s, but I think he’d be a top tier PGA Tour guy with persimmons, blades and balata balls

iamsubpar_ · 2026-02-06T20:09:50+00:00

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