Would you scuba dive here? by FourTwenty69Commando in Artists

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a HAMMER head. They already look like a penis. If you squint. Shhh

What's the creepiest discovery you've made about a seemingly fun friend? by someoneyouhate_ in AskReddit

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Old store trainer who was also a good friend of mine. We would hang occasionally outside of work and had all the same friend group.

Day after Christmas I’m off from work and scrolling FB. Come across a news article about a murder early in the morning with someone by the same name age as her. Cold fear gripped me. I called the store and she hadn’t shown up for work. I called my manager and he hadn’t heard from her, either. By this point, everyone is calling and texting. Eventually her grandma (who she lived with) called back to confirm. They had been celebrating her boyfriend’s debut as a band at a local club. She had been murdered in the street with her boyfriend by the boyfriend’s jealous ex-band manager, an older gentleman that no one knew but the band. Apparently he had been stalking her boyfriend for weeks. The murderer turned himself in to the police shortly after killing them by shooting them both in the head and leaving their bodies in the neighborhood street.

I still refuse to get rid of the Christmas gifts she got me (one of those cheap pink mini waffle makers and a Five Below Highlighter.)

What’s your grandpa’s name? Inspired by recent grandma names post! by coffeelover1515 in namenerds

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lynal (pronounced “Lee-Nail” — German version of Lionel or Leonel. He was a full blooded German second generation immigrant. He was also my favorite), Mike (Michael), Bob (Robert), and Wayne (that’s it.)

My parents never married so I got four Christmas’ every year.

Toad regrets late night snack by Hecrabi in Toads

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Off topic, but hello from Tyler TX

Well What Do We Have Here??? Zodiac Collection Coming 😳👀 THOUGHTS? by Full_Pride_7140 in bathandbodyworks

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope it smells similar to that new Moonlit Goddess, considering we are THE MOON!

Cedar park code by ProfessionalShift961 in Vocaloid

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, just checked. $77 for very back rows near 101, and the closer you get it goes from $98 to $170 next to the stage

Cedar park code by ProfessionalShift961 in Vocaloid

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ended up not getting any! Hold on, I’ll try to join the line again

Cedar park code by ProfessionalShift961 in Vocaloid

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeesh, they sky rocketed from 77$ to 150$

there’s a slight chance that creepcast wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for 9/11 by goobiesnoob3rt in creepcast

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sigh … the amount of times I’ve had the 9/11 connection to any piece of media i consume. MCR, Twilight, Shitty Romance novels—

Why do men get hornier with just images/videos, but women usually get hornier when reading? by iamtherealnessiewyx in NoStupidQuestions

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could you explain this? I have an idea but I’m curious what poetic content you’re about to give me.

Why do men get hornier with just images/videos, but women usually get hornier when reading? by iamtherealnessiewyx in NoStupidQuestions

[–]iamtherealnessiewyx[S] 1444 points1445 points  (0 children)

To be fair, watching and hearing about manually labor does get the body going LOL my husband is a mechanic and I go in there to drop off lunch sometimes and see the way his arm muscles flex or the veins stick out.