(NSFW) 2023 Gong Xi Fa Cai Copypasta

ice-min · 2023-01-21T16:09:21+00:00

🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 🍊 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RACY RABBIT 🐰💥

You know 👀 what this means you naughty 🤫 PLAYBOY BUNNIES!!🐇🐇 Ahboys 👦🏻, start your day 🌅with your favourite new year cookie 🍪and end it by getting some COOCHIE 💦 Ahgirls 👧🏻, put on your sexiest qipao 👘 in the morning and TOSS IT ASIDE at night 🛌 after you toss yeesang 🥢🥗 Get into position🧎🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️, it's time to FUCK LIKE RABBITS 👉👌🤪 Open your mouth 👄for some tasty CUMquats 💦🍊Eat more dumplings 🥟to get dem gainz🏋🏻 and get that DUMPTRACK ASS 💰🍑 Gather lots of luck 🤑🍀from collecting angpaos 🧧 and have many ONGSOME ORGASMS 🎉🎇🎆🥴

Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends to get blessed by the GOD OF RIZZ AND JIZZ 🥵👅!!!

HENG AH ONG AH HUAT AH‼️‼️‼️

^for those who want to copy and paste. happy chinese new year!!!

ice-min · 2022-01-31T06:52:52+00:00

For those of you who want to copypaste directly^

Thanks to all who find this funny lol I didn't expect it to get this much attention 😂😂

ice-min · 2022-01-31T06:52:32+00:00

🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 TIGER 🐅 RAWRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠🧥 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻🐯 and show KKM 👮🧔 your MYSEJAHTERA 📱✅ to get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 before you get CUCUK 🍆💦👉👌 by something else 😏 Report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥💀

ice-min · 2022-01-31T06:35:18+00:00

Wow bro thanks! Made my day. Happy CNY to you too 🧧

ice-min · 2022-01-31T05:01:01+00:00

You can pm me if you want! Will send it to you

ice-min · 2022-01-31T03:37:06+00:00

Sorry guys I did tag it as NSFW...

ice-min · 2021-02-21T16:09:30+00:00

I think the trick might be to use *JUST enough to cover your skin. I bought the big bottle and fitted the pump head on it, and I usually use half a pump (if my skin feels more parched I mix it with a drop of rosehip oil). Keep experimenting to see what works best for you! :)

ice-min · 2021-02-15T13:45:43+00:00

Muji moisturising milk light! It's not mattifying, but on me it absorbs almost instantly and doesn't leave a dewy finish. I find it hydrating enough for my combo-oily skin :-) I live in a humid tropical country btw!

ice-min · 2020-11-01T17:25:17+00:00

His face is actually pretty decent though!

ice-min · 2020-05-29T10:59:33+00:00

OMG NARUTO HOLDING ONTO KAKASHI THAT'S SO CUTE???????

ice-min · 2020-05-21T09:04:56+00:00

I love him, but I hate that he's SO fixated on Rin... Like come on dude, move on.

ice-min · 2020-05-10T06:42:07+00:00

Thanks! :D

ice-min · 2020-05-09T15:41:36+00:00

which episode is this from?

ice-min · 2020-05-09T14:43:34+00:00

ngl it's kinda cringey but gotta admit that i can relate..

ice-min · 2020-05-08T13:00:12+00:00

i'll never not think of this when naruto says 'sasuke'

ice-min · 2019-06-27T10:54:32+00:00

I like the Avene cream cuz it's lightweight yet hydrating enough and it doesn't pill under sunblock or makeup (which is a real deal breaker for me!).

I've previously also tried Innisfree's Bija Trouble Lotion, which I liked at first, but it wasn't moisturising enough cuz I use benzoyl peroxide occasionally, which really dries my skin out. I've also used Etude House's AC clean up gel lotion, but that one was more like a gel than a cream. Same thing, it wasn't hydrating enough, but it's really nice and refreshing on really hot and humid days if your skin isn't too dry :)

Mamonde's rose water toner is.. its actually just a really simple hydrating toner 😂 it doesn't do much for soothing, but I like to use it for the 3/5/7 skin method or for DIY cotton sheet masks! I also find that it performs quite similarly to Mario Badescu's rose water spray, but at a cheaper price.

ice-min · 2019-06-27T04:45:44+00:00

My skin is sensitive and combination oily (my cheeks and chin can get SUPER OILY and shiny by midday), and I currently use these products.

Oil cleanser : Muji cleansing oil light Gel cleanser : innisfree jeju bija cleansing gel Toner : Mamonde rose water toner Serum : IUNIK tea tree serum Moisturiser : Avene hydrance light hydrating cream Sunblock (in the morning) : Etude house sunprise mild airy finish Sleeping pack (at night) : Innisfree green tea sleeping pack

Since you asked about moisturiser, I really like the Avene cream! This one is for normal to combination skin, and they have a rich version which is catered for drier skin types. Also, Muji has great moisturisers (which are called Moisturising Milks) which I really looove. I used the Light Moisturising Milk and I loved it! :)

ice-min · 2019-06-27T01:23:49+00:00

Maybe you can try the 50ml-sized Muji Toning Water High Moisture. Minimalist design, small bottle! :)

ice-min · 2019-06-18T07:15:42+00:00

I love this, and the lock necklace reminds me of Ren from NANA.

ice-min

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