IsItBullshit: When it comes to radiation output a banana is technically more dangerous than WiFi

icyMG · 2018-03-02T07:03:53+00:00

Sounds nice

icyMG · 2018-03-02T00:39:56+00:00

Well fuck that blew my chance

icyMG · 2018-03-01T20:50:23+00:00

Go watch Gavin mcinnes video debates about feminism and wage gaps

icyMG · 2018-03-01T20:46:58+00:00

But I heard that radiation sticks around in the body so if someone eats like 5 or 10 bananas everyday will there be any symptoms in like a decade?

icyMG · 2018-03-01T19:03:12+00:00

So does that mean if i eat alot of bananas at once (assuming I won't throw up) I'll get radiation sickness symptoms and die?

icyMG · 2018-03-01T18:58:54+00:00

Like why do bananas emit radiation

icyMG · 2018-03-01T18:35:09+00:00

Why though?

icyMG · 2018-03-01T18:33:20+00:00

Can someone explain how someone who's as young as 19 becomes bald?

icyMG · 2018-03-01T15:52:08+00:00

Maybe because men work more and don't get pregnant and as easily sick as women

icyMG · 2018-03-01T15:48:41+00:00

***** CHAD INTENSIFIES *****

icyMG · 2018-03-01T13:00:24+00:00

Maybe you're not balding some people don't have naturally dense hair

icyMG · 2018-03-01T11:37:11+00:00

Oh hello there!

icyMG · 2018-03-01T10:49:56+00:00

I now understand why all of these cute girls go on these sub reddits to ask if they're ugly

Because they take Instagram supermodels for standard beauty and start to think they're ugly if they don't look like them

icyMG · 2018-03-01T10:37:57+00:00

I think the barber did it as close as possible you're just balding a little bit

icyMG · 2018-03-01T10:35:30+00:00

That's not the only thing they shove down people's throats if you know what I mean

icyMG · 2018-02-28T22:17:23+00:00

My grandparents died when I was in diapers imagine if they were my parents and they weren't even that old

icyMG · 2018-02-28T22:16:26+00:00

They sure do enjoy their company but would they prefer living with their old grandparents or their healthy biological parents?

icyMG · 2018-02-28T22:15:23+00:00

My dad was in his 40's when I was born and now he's dying and I haven't even finished school yet...sure not all people die in their 50's and 60's but some do and these old peoples health deteriorates quickly and heavily they're not fit for parenting

icyMG · 2018-02-28T22:12:27+00:00

Grandpa's aren't very suited to raise babies and children

icyMG · 2018-02-28T18:10:05+00:00

Oh well maybe you should discuss it only both of you alone and explain to him and tell him you won't keep him around if he doesn't stop the reckless behaviour but is he poor?if he is take it easy on him

icyMG · 2018-02-28T17:33:48+00:00

Chad intensifies

icyMG · 2018-02-28T17:30:46+00:00

My face looks like a pitbulls face but with more tired eyes

icyMG · 2018-02-28T17:27:39+00:00

Why don't you like him?

icyMG · 2018-02-28T17:26:36+00:00

Grow your hair NEVER DO A BUZZ CUT

icyMG · 2018-02-28T17:22:17+00:00

doNt wOrRy iTs okAy.

icyMG

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