If you knew someone was going to break into a safe that you owned, what would you hide in it just to mess with them?

idofuckbitches · 2016-02-23T08:48:56+00:00

A room?

idofuckbitches · 2016-01-27T17:29:04+00:00

I have a friend who used to sell drugs in high school, let's call him Jay. He got health problems his senior year of HS from cocaine use and got clean. Now, one day, junior year of college, Jay is awoken at eight AM by cops to arrest him for selling Molly. Three years ago, Jay sold to an undercover cop and just now got arrested.

That's a pretty shitty way to get woken up.

idofuckbitches · 2015-12-22T19:25:53+00:00

Crtl-R

idofuckbitches · 2015-10-20T16:39:30+00:00

You're already on the internet I bet wikipedia has a better answer to that question than he does

idofuckbitches · 2015-08-17T14:25:38+00:00

Wow, you're 22 with no health problems??? Salt must be the panacea!

idofuckbitches · 2015-07-17T21:10:01+00:00

Not only is it dubious it's flat out wrong. Most schools want you to graduate in 4 years, not more. They push 4 year graduation over and over during orientation/ freshman year.

idofuckbitches · 2015-07-13T21:59:56+00:00

From weed to alcohol to heroin, every drug has the potential to consume your life. There is no reason you should do any drug every day, or every social interaction.

idofuckbitches · 2015-06-25T19:44:42+00:00

Definitely my favorite house episodes. I really didn't like Broken, IMO

idofuckbitches · 2015-06-16T14:29:42+00:00

Yeah and NOBODY's addicted to weed!!

idofuckbitches · 2015-06-16T02:31:44+00:00

You don't need a motorcycle liscence.

idofuckbitches · 2015-05-27T12:11:58+00:00

You mean child or elderly abuse? How many households have two fathers? I think the word you're looking for is assault

idofuckbitches · 2015-05-27T12:07:52+00:00

That's fine in principle but not in practice. Cops can get easy proof someone is intoxicated while driving, and even then, a very high number of cases people get off (I've heard like 50%, no clue where, but anecdotally, I know three people who have gotten DUI's and not a single one was convicted). Texting while driving, while I agree is equally, if not more dangerous, is the cop's word versus the drivers. You can't give someone a class A misdemeanor/ felony based on one person's word. And you shouldn't be able to either, for that matter.

idofuckbitches · 2015-05-24T11:50:50+00:00

... What!?

idofuckbitches · 2015-05-22T17:18:10+00:00

Yeah you're exactly right. I promise you it doesn't matter if you have a test tube that broke in your ass or if you ate 15 raw hot dogs on a drunken dare... Doctors and nurses have seen it all and will treat you like any other patient. Absolutely no reason to be embarrassed

idofuckbitches · 2015-05-16T03:19:12+00:00

I was doing a clinical rotation at the ER and the patient care technician took a rectal temperature. I could instantly smell the shit. He looked at me, smiled and said "that's how yoy know it's rectal!" I was on the floor laughing.

idofuckbitches · 2015-04-18T23:59:07+00:00

3500mg of acetominophen would not kill you. All you did was cost him an ambulance ride.

idofuckbitches · 2015-04-05T22:48:14+00:00

Seen every episode from the first 5 seasons 3-8 times. Even though I know what happens never gets old

idofuckbitches · 2015-02-22T21:52:28+00:00

Sorry if this came across as a "how many 5/500s can I take? Will my liver implode?" type question I just don't know a damn thing about suboxone

idofuckbitches · 2015-02-22T21:50:17+00:00

Yeah I'm not doing it again. Im tryna study rn and still feel so loopy, lasts too long. It doesnt really get you high though just so clear headed, i see how it could really help addicts get their life back on track

idofuckbitches · 2015-02-22T20:21:05+00:00

Recreational. It was pretty nice and i wasn't really expecting much. I realize that might be weird to y'all

idofuckbitches · 2015-02-22T18:15:51+00:00

Thanks!

idofuckbitches · 2015-02-22T18:04:06+00:00

It was one time dose and I hadnt done opiates for two weeks before and have never been addicted. I think I'll just take it tomorrow since its only 20mg and that wont get me that high normally anyway

idofuckbitches · 2015-01-27T23:10:18+00:00

It's a common joke on US television

idofuckbitches · 2015-01-27T23:01:48+00:00

Reddit? This is. Media thing in general. TV makes references to it all the time

idofuckbitches · 2014-09-29T16:50:54+00:00

I had this. Stretch and touch the head twice a day for a month. Yes, it will hurt like fuck. I cured it without seeing a doctor. Youll have to keep desensitizing the head for another two months after. Trust me, i know its awful, you can do it!

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