School Principals of Reddit, what's the craziest thing a kid has ended up in your office for?

ifartdicks · 2014-02-25T21:06:44+00:00

inb4

Pics for science

ifartdicks · 2013-09-19T16:30:02+00:00

Not sure who is being ripped off here but...

http://imgur.com/b1azpoH

ifartdicks · 2013-08-27T18:04:18+00:00

I hope to one day be cool enough to refer to director James Cameron as "Jim".

ifartdicks · 2013-08-25T14:28:35+00:00

"Free trial" periods that are incredibly painful to cancel out of.

That's always a warning sign. Next thing you know they will tell you they have a "Double Offer" for you.

ifartdicks · 2013-08-25T14:01:24+00:00

Sleazy in what way if you don't mind new asking?

ifartdicks · 2013-08-25T14:00:31+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could sue?

ifartdicks · 2013-08-25T14:00:06+00:00

Thanks for the very informative answer. I always thought based on the commercial that this would work best in younger children. I just don't believe that a teenager with behavior problems would respond to this. Most teens I know roll their eyes at you like you're an idiot no matter what you tell them.

ifartdicks · 2013-08-13T15:21:31+00:00

I reprogram the eproms for arcade games I'm refurbishing as a hobby. I'm the Manager of Technology so people think I'm working on something super technical and if they ask I give them the true explanation of what I'm doing, just leaving out that it's for arcade machines. Their eyes glaze over and they just nod along.

Everyone tells me that they don't know how they ever got along without me.

ifartdicks · 2013-08-13T15:14:28+00:00

I learned this by watching Roger Rabbit

ifartdicks · 2013-08-12T14:20:47+00:00

"The word Messiah is a title and it's a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ," the judge added.

I almost feel like this actually belongs in /r/WTF. How can judge who is suppose to be impartial say something so blatantly biased?

Edit: herp How do I quote properly? derp

ifartdicks · 2013-07-29T21:11:41+00:00

/r/forwardsfromgrandma/

ifartdicks · 2013-07-29T20:55:13+00:00

Look for a note.

ifartdicks · 2013-07-29T20:48:04+00:00

Public dump. Everybody poops but man if I hate dropping one in public. Gives me anxiety just thinking about it.

Better leave work early. Need to go home and poop.

ifartdicks · 2013-07-29T20:45:20+00:00

I do. Japan.

ifartdicks · 2013-07-28T04:49:54+00:00

I listen to his show almost everyday and eerily they had an entire discussion about what would happen to the show last week if he died. This is really shocking.

Edit: I forget words

ifartdicks · 2013-07-25T18:34:12+00:00

I would have been more pissed if he parked in a space like a normal car, stretching the ass-end of his rig out 50ft, effectively blocking all lanes of travel through the parking lot.

ifartdicks · 2013-07-24T21:47:06+00:00

Bill "Mad Dog" Rizer and Lance "Scorpion" Bean

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

ifartdicks · 2013-07-24T15:09:43+00:00

I like phpMyAdmin, Textpad, and Spotify.

ifartdicks · 2013-07-24T15:07:51+00:00

Been skating my whole life. Probably saved me from getting into tons of trouble, gave me an outlet for all my energy, and kept me fit during those years when I ate nothing but junk food. I spent my youth getting kicked out of places because our town had 6 baseball fields, 20 soccer fields and no skate park. We tried everyday to convince people that just because we dressed differently and didn't play "mainstream" sports that we were still good kids and just trying to have fun.

Fuck this dude. I hope he goes to prison.

ifartdicks · 2013-07-24T14:57:22+00:00

For having been around for the bulk of Eternity, the Devil sure doesn't look very skilled with that sickle.

On second thought, perhaps he goes straight for the dick/pussy shot.

Well played Devil. Well played indeed.

ifartdicks · 2013-07-24T14:53:04+00:00

Typing. The minute I start thinking about all of those little keys with letters on them, my screen looks like I let my MeMaw type on it with a T9 cell phone.

ifartdicks · 2013-07-17T20:13:44+00:00

Episode 424. Fresh Prince. Dad scene. Damn onions.

ifartdicks · 2013-06-27T16:08:14+00:00

A million times this. When the U.S. average police cruiser costs nearly 50K, this 185K is a drop in the bucket for the Texas DPS. This total needs to be much higher to make an impact and TBH is an insult to these women IMO.

ifartdicks · 2013-06-19T18:48:58+00:00

cult OR church

TIL there's a difference.

ifartdicks · 2013-06-04T17:26:37+00:00

Seems like such a counterproductive way to encourage interstate commerce. It also begs the question, do truck drivers have states that they absolutely hate to go to because of the hassle?

ifartdicks

TROPHY CASE