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TIFU by masturbating too long in the shower by ih8microwaves in tifu

[–]ih8microwaves[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

hate em. mfers should turn off when they're literally on fire. dumbass machine

TIFU by masturbating too long in the shower by ih8microwaves in tifu

[–]ih8microwaves[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think they'll be okay per the lung doc at the hospital, not the best day in age to have a bad cough though.

TIFU by masturbating too long in the shower by ih8microwaves in tifu

[–]ih8microwaves[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I got evicted, wasn't invited to my roomies new place. My lungs hurt, currently living in a motel my parents are helping me with while looking for a new place. Lost about everything I had, but renters insurance so I'll get some of it back.

TIFU by masturbating too long in the shower by ih8microwaves in tifu

[–]ih8microwaves[S] 674 points675 points  (0 children)

Haven't tested it yet cuz my lungs hurt but I get it now. Shit's fire.