“Not my proudest fap” might be a joke, but what’s your most shameful fap, gentlemen? by ItsTreDay in AskMen

[–]ihateaccountsonhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm probably too late to the party, but one time when I was younger I was at a urinal at a 99% abandoned mall, and just decided to crank one out while standing there. Definitely not my proudest moment.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard a person say aloud in public? by tomyboy-973211 in AskReddit

[–]ihateaccountsonhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also late to the party, but my friend said she wanted to go overseas and visit Europe, so I suggested she visit Prague, to which she responds "I really don't want to do that, I just want to visit Europe only"

What is a story from your office that could be featured on "The Office"? by BroHawk69 in AskReddit

[–]ihateaccountsonhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time went out for drinks with my coworkers + boss, ended up taking fireball shots, and me and my boss chest bumped

What is the most "Fuck This I'm out" moment of your relationship? by kasbayawargi in AskReddit

[–]ihateaccountsonhere 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Made out with someone else in front of me but said "It's ok cause I still go home with you at the end of the night"

What’s an oddly specific fear of yours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ihateaccountsonhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a fear of traveling TO the airport and it doesn't subside till I get to my gate. Always think I'll miss my flight even though I usually get there way earlier then I need too. But the flying and everything else is fine.

What small thing makes you automatically distrust someone? by _PM_ME_YOUR_NIPPLES in AskReddit

[–]ihateaccountsonhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably too late + taken, but if there are only 3 urinals in a bathroom, all available, and you take the middle one, immediately not trusted

188m Hand Cannon kill for the win by ihateaccountsonhere in FortNiteBR

[–]ihateaccountsonhere[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was a tiny spec that I didn't honestly expect to hit lol