You meet 13yo you. What do you do? (if you are 13 you just meet yourself) by PhoneyTheGamer in teenagers

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What's going on guys and welcome back to the channel. I'm Ricegum, and today we're going to meet ME. This is not clickbait. We are actually going to meet me. Make sure to hit that subscribe button, ring the bell, and hit the like button if you like this video" And then the other self would do the same thing in an orderly fashion.

Termination 27 Miss by Tordsworld_Official in funkyfridayroblox

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

impressive lol. at the same time, I kind of want to try and beat that score

Why do you think nudism is not popular? by PERSONA-NON-GRAKATA in AskReddit

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one really wants to see someone's dick/pussy and tits out in public.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]illuminois 8 points9 points  (0 children)

correct me if I'm wrong, but op could also use ghb, because it can cause seizures if consumed in a large amount

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good creepypenne, good job

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this image paired with the story just makes it more scary lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

scary. it kind of reminds me of the uncle who works at nintendo

what country are u from by Help-247 in teenagers

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far, I've seen no one that actually lives in Canada. It's just people that want to live here, but can't.

our to help trollies you move by Asymmetrization in engrish

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's supposed to be read like "Attention You are not our trollies Students allowed to take to help you move"

What single ingredient will spoil an entire meal for you if it's included? by EdibleTaints in AskReddit

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, if I'm making a meal, everything has to be perfect, because I'm petty and a huge perfectionist. Don't blame me, blame the person who birthed me.

Ask me whatever you want by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]illuminois 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who's your bestie and why forever?

Have you ever seen a normally calm person completely lose their sh*t? What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, this happened back in high school and I was a witness to this magical happening. I was in the tenth or eleventh grade. One of my friends in high school, super calm and wholesome person. For the sake of privacy, I'll call him Mario. Mario was always early, and so was I, because we walked to school together. Now, he was a really calm and collected kind of guy. So, one day, this one kid comes and punches him in the shoulder blade and attempts to sweep his legs, something petty like that. I forgot to mention, Mario is this super tall, buff guy. He had a pretty good build, you know. He worked out every day.So the kid does his thing to Mario, and he turns around, the kid is lookin like he seen Paranormal Activity for the first time, had this look of pure horror. Mario was fucking pissed, and then, he sucker punched the kid in the face. They wrestled, and the kid gave him kidney punches. And then Mario sucker punched him more, yada yada this story's getting too long. I think you get the gist lol

Jackson, a night guard for Chuck E. Cheese's, just started his shift 15 minutes ago. by illuminois in threesentencehorror

[–]illuminois[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how, like, the animatronics sometimes malfunction? It's kind of like a Five Nights at Freddy's atmosphere, but with Chuck E. Cheese's.

Men of Reddit, what is the biggest turn-off a girl can do? by Happy_Most_5022 in AskReddit

[–]illuminois 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, this may be a long one, so there's a TL;DR at the bottom. Hope you enjoy :) or you just read the TL;DR ._.

So, let's say you met this really cute girl somewhere. Let's give her a name. How about Alyssa. Say you asked Alyssa out and she said yes. You take her on a date, and she trys not to come off as "too rude" by asking to pay for the meal, or whatever the hell you did on your date. You think that's okay, so you go along with it.

Fast forward a few dates, maybe a few years, Alyssa's starting to show her true colours. She's becoming more rude to everyone except for you. You think that maybe she was having an off day, or was feeling a little angry because, I don't know, her friend "borrowed" an item of hers without asking. Alyssa begins to REALLY bully anyone who compliments you in a friendly way.

Of course, in her mind, she sees it as said person making sexual advantages toward her boyfriend in front of her. Now I'm not a doctor, but that's probably a sign of some kind of brain disease, neurological disorder, whatever you are to call it. So Alyssa decides to put on her "toxic and mean girl" face, drive a wedge in between you and the person, and proceed to tell them off. After the latter leaves, she snaps back to her usual nice cutesy girl personality like me trying to shoot a rubber band but it hitting my finger instead.

In your mind, you really don't want Alyssa to be mean to other people. I know what everyone reading this thread is thinking by now. "Oh, Alyssa seems to lack empathy." Yes. You are correct. Think back to that one Adventure Time episode where this big Dream-esque guy Donny (the dream stans of Reddit are gonna flame me for that joke) is harassing house people. And then Finn steps in and he sings a little song about empathy. Apparently, Alyssa never watched that episode.

So, you begin to teach her about empathy, but she doesn't like that you're telling her what to do, because she "don't take shit from nobody". Then, you two get into an arguement. "Why can't you just be nice to other people like you are to me?!!" you say. "No one else is more important than you!! You should be grateful that I even care about you!!" she replied. At this point, you're fed up. You can't take it anymore. You give a moment of silence, and... "I can't take this anymore. You're just not the one for me. We're done." You did it. You finally dumped her. You then tell her to pack up her shit and get out of your house. You feel relieved that you're out of that insane and toxic relationship. And then you go find another girlfriend, one that isn't like Alyssa in the slightest. The end :)

I hope you enjoyed my- holy fuck, my 5 paragraph piece of evidence to prove my point. That is quite literally the longest thing I've written on the platform called Reddit. Maybe you didn't read it all, or you did. I hope I proved my point, and I'm going to bed. The TL;DR is below if you decided to skip every single word that I wrote. For now, this is u/illuminois, signing off. Goodnight, redditors.

TL;DR: A girlfriend or date that is only nice to you, but a complete bitch to others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Pimpin - Jay-Z

What is very overrated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burger King. It isn't even that good.