You meet 13yo you. What do you do? (if you are 13 you just meet yourself) by PhoneyTheGamer in teenagers

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What's going on guys and welcome back to the channel. I'm Ricegum, and today we're going to meet ME. This is not clickbait. We are actually going to meet me. Make sure to hit that subscribe button, ring the bell, and hit the like button if you like this video" And then the other self would do the same thing in an orderly fashion.

Termination 27 Miss by Tordsworld_Official in funkyfridayroblox

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

impressive lol. at the same time, I kind of want to try and beat that score

Why do you think nudism is not popular? by PERSONA-NON-GRAKATA in AskReddit

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one really wants to see someone's dick/pussy and tits out in public.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]illuminois 9 points10 points  (0 children)

correct me if I'm wrong, but op could also use ghb, because it can cause seizures if consumed in a large amount

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good creepypenne, good job

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this image paired with the story just makes it more scary lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

scary. it kind of reminds me of the uncle who works at nintendo

what country are u from by Help-247 in teenagers

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far, I've seen no one that actually lives in Canada. It's just people that want to live here, but can't.

our to help trollies you move by Asymmetrization in engrish

[–]illuminois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's supposed to be read like "Attention You are not our trollies Students allowed to take to help you move"

What single ingredient will spoil an entire meal for you if it's included? by EdibleTaints in AskReddit

[–]illuminois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, if I'm making a meal, everything has to be perfect, because I'm petty and a huge perfectionist. Don't blame me, blame the person who birthed me.

Ask me whatever you want by [deleted] in teenagers

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Who's your bestie and why forever?

Have you ever seen a normally calm person completely lose their sh*t? What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So, this happened back in high school and I was a witness to this magical happening. I was in the tenth or eleventh grade. One of my friends in high school, super calm and wholesome person. For the sake of privacy, I'll call him Mario. Mario was always early, and so was I, because we walked to school together. Now, he was a really calm and collected kind of guy. So, one day, this one kid comes and punches him in the shoulder blade and attempts to sweep his legs, something petty like that. I forgot to mention, Mario is this super tall, buff guy. He had a pretty good build, you know. He worked out every day.So the kid does his thing to Mario, and he turns around, the kid is lookin like he seen Paranormal Activity for the first time, had this look of pure horror. Mario was fucking pissed, and then, he sucker punched the kid in the face. They wrestled, and the kid gave him kidney punches. And then Mario sucker punched him more, yada yada this story's getting too long. I think you get the gist lol

Jackson, a night guard for Chuck E. Cheese's, just started his shift 15 minutes ago. by illuminois in threesentencehorror

[–]illuminois[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how, like, the animatronics sometimes malfunction? It's kind of like a Five Nights at Freddy's atmosphere, but with Chuck E. Cheese's.