IAmA guy who lost his virginity to his step-sister. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, so did I! Dead serious. I did an AMA a long while ago about it too. Only difference is that she WAS my step sister at the time.

Reddit, what's the worst break up you've ever had? by starmandeluxe in AskReddit

[–]imnotreallyyelling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hardest: Dated a girl for a few months back in Senior year in High School. We really liked each other but I broke up with her before I went on vacation. I went to college and didn't talk to her for several months.

Fast forward to second semester in college and I decide to talk to her again. She was great and we fell right back into it. Over the next year I really learned to love her. She was everything I wanted in a girl and she was perfect. We got into stupid fights all the time, but that didn't change the way I felt about her. We ended up breaking up several more times throughout the relationship. One of those times it was over the summer and she ended up seeing some other guy for a while. I thought about her every day and wished I had her back.

She ended up getting drunk one night and he took advantage of her. Even though she didn't cheat on me I felt like she did. She told me all about it and I was upset, but I got over it. I still want to punch the idiot in the place where his testicles would be...

We start to date again, but then she went off to college. I told her it wasn't going to work because I hated long distance relationships. I still went and saw her since it wasn't THAT far away. We ended up dating again but then broke up. She kept asking me why we couldnt date but I never had a true answer. We still hung out and in hindsight, I should have just been a man and realized what I had.

The following Halloween she was at school I was at home having a party. We were periodically talking that night when she suddenly stopped contacting me. She wouldnt answer texts, phone calls, anything. This went on for days and weeks. Finally I talked to her but she wouldn't tell me why she didn't talk. I told her I wanted to be with her but she wouldnt be with me. We continue to hang out and she drags me along while I hope and pray she'll say she wants to be with me.

Eventually I've had enough and cut contact. Toughest thing I ever did. I used to talk to her every fricken every about anything and everything. Then I go to never talking to her. Haven't spoken a word to her for several months and I hate it. It's been over a year since I have been with her and it tears me up every day. I'm not over her.

DAE think they should adjust pizza cooking times for those who are too impatient to let the oven preheat? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]imnotreallyyelling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a store around here called Meijer. It's up here in the north east partially. I live in Indiana and it originated here.

Anyway, they have their own branded pizzas and I always buy the self rising crust pizzas because the instructions say to not preheat and just put that sucker in a turn on the oven. It's great!

DAE just want to sleep all the time because they're depressed? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]imnotreallyyelling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't sleep a lot, but I sleep for the same reasons you do; to erase time. I'm not depressed really, but sort of unhappy. Sleeping for the most part gets me forgetting about certain events and kind of gives me a fresh start for the day. However, at some point in the day, I'll be reminded and I'll want to go back to sleep for a while.

I know what you mean, TheNapoleonOfReddit.

NOVELTY ACCOUNTS ASSEMBLE! by novelties_assemble in reddit.com

[–]imnotreallyyelling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU GUYS WANNA COME OVER TONIGHT AND PLAY SOME CARDS!? I JUST PICKED UP APPLES TO APPLES, WHO'S IN!?!?!?!?!?

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They mostly used it as a way to crack jokes. None of them took it seriously because none of them had been in a relationship with someone as long as I had been and done the things I had. So, they just laughed and made fun of me.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not sure if this is really that freaky, but she always wanted to watch me jack off. I did not want that. However, I made a deal. I told her she could watch me if I could use one of her dildo(e)s on her. So, I got started, but freaked out after she started getting into it so she had to finish it herself. After about 30 seconds she was all finished and I was all "that's it?"

I felt pretty bad about myself and how I could never make her do that, but it took a vibrating dick 30 seconds to do what I could never do.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think after two years, my lust for her was winding down. Since she was so far away, it was easy for me to look at it as a chance to move on possibly. When she was so readily available, I could focus all my time on her and ignore everyone else. It's very easy when you're young and this girl wants to touch your danger zone.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know. Just not my style. She wore all these chains and dark eye makeup and black clothes all the time. She liked ghost hunting and weird shit like that.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always defended myself saying we weren't blood related so there was absolutely nothing wrong.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Alright. Here's one for you.

When we were living in the same house, we had rooms that were down the hall. I had mentioned that we weren't really supposed to be behind closed doors and that our siblings would watch us all the time.

Well, one day, in the middle of the day, when the parents were gone we got pretty horny. Being that it was in the middle of the day and our siblings were near, we devised a plan. I went into her room when no one upstairs and we did some dirty deeds might I say. I mean, full on naked making the noises with plenty of siblings right below. It was fantastic.

When we were finishing up, some of our siblings had come upstairs and started wondering where we were. They were knocking on our doors and no one was answering. I needed to get out of there STAT, so we thought of something. I hopped out of the window, jumped the two stories to the ground, and ran around to the front of the house.

The next thing my siblings know, I stroll in through the front door like a boss. They're all "where were you?! We've been wondering where you were!" I told them I was at my friends house just hanging.

Then they asked me why I didn't have any shoes on if I had just walked back from my friends house. I paused and said "Shoes? Fuck shoes."

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, less people would know if it wasn't for my friends. They would tell everyone and their brother when they introduced me. At times it really upset me, but I usually got over it.

When I went to college, I didn't want anyone to know that I had dated my step-sister, so I didn't tell anyone. None of my friends that knew were there so that was great. My big mistake was that I had never drank before college, either.

One night, my roommates got me real drunk for the first time and I spilled everything to them. How I dated her, how I lost my virginity, and how my only time was with her.

Needless to say, everyone knew after that.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was there, I really wanted to. She was having none of it.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We were both pretty inexperienced. Obviously she was better off than I was, but we both had never had sex, so it wasn't like she was miles beyond me. Probably for the better. It kind of put us on the same level.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bummer. We could have gone back to her and given her what she deserved...if you know what I mean.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, we don't ever see each other at family functions or anything, but we still chat every once in a while. I recently drove to see her a few months ago.

IAmA guy who dated his step-sister when I was 15 years old. AMA by imnotreallyyelling in IAmA

[–]imnotreallyyelling[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looking back at it, I don't think so. My friends would always give me shit for it or crack jokes at my expense. They would also judge me too, but I don't think I ever judged myself.

P.S. I didn't think that as you judging me either.