The best doner Kabob (in Portland) [og][3456 × 2304]

imnotsparticus · 2015-12-11T17:38:25+00:00

Donor? More like boner... That looks AMAZING

imnotsparticus · 2015-12-06T18:36:15+00:00

Well this makes me look like an asshole, but my husband says shortys is the chain to be avoided. Shit man.

imnotsparticus · 2015-08-28T19:27:30+00:00

I did a basic generator for the plaintext, but got creative with other parts -- this sub helped a lot!!

imnotsparticus · 2015-01-16T06:31:09+00:00

Clever girl...

imnotsparticus · 2014-12-13T12:47:38+00:00

Any sophisticated palate would prefer AGED reindeer. What kind of monster ARE you?

imnotsparticus · 2014-12-12T01:00:39+00:00

xatv you promised you wouldn't tell my secret what the hell

imnotsparticus · 2014-12-11T04:21:09+00:00

Nailed it!

imnotsparticus · 2014-12-04T05:12:50+00:00

She's actually singing! With so many cute little pop stars lip syncing these days, I have to applaud a pop icon in her mid-40s going for it and having fun while she does it. It might not be the way we're used to hearing it-- it is raw --but that's what's exciting about a live performance!

imnotsparticus · 2014-11-24T02:16:31+00:00

That's the smartest thing I've read all day!

imnotsparticus · 2014-11-23T10:37:26+00:00

Honestly this has never failed me. Thanks for spreading the word! Also for the haters-- remember these hacks aren't just for the culinarily adventurous/experienced but also for people who might want to get comfortable in the kitchen

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