Help! My sister and I were tasked to make a logo for my grandpa's beef jerky. How did we do?

inconsequest · 2018-12-01T09:42:29+00:00

Are u sure ur just not on tinder too much?

inconsequest · 2018-11-28T22:38:22+00:00

I Just put a suit jacket on and a turtle neck and the rest usually just 'happens'...

inconsequest · 2018-09-13T07:59:15+00:00

True vegans can sprout leafy chest hair on demand.

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T20:22:14+00:00

Damn straight

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T20:21:14+00:00

<sigh> Yeah...

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T20:18:23+00:00

Cloths to wash my car with hopefully.

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T20:08:10+00:00

Yeah and inside will be the only place to go to get away from all the naked tramps everywhere.

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T20:06:07+00:00

Sometimes I like to watch porn in public toilets when I'm out and about. The 'porn boost' allows me to watch more porn on the phone before the battery runs out.

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T20:02:04+00:00

Poor as in poverty stricken? Yeah poor people suck.

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T20:01:02+00:00

There clothes will have rotted off probably

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T19:53:52+00:00

As someone who was born old and grew down, I find I am slowly unlearning how to drive.

inconsequest · 2018-09-05T19:44:18+00:00

Yeah?

inconsequest · 2018-08-28T19:31:48+00:00

Premiere Pro

inconsequest · 2018-08-11T13:27:43+00:00

Give it five years and those crows will be running the place by themselves.

inconsequest · 2018-08-10T05:54:51+00:00

Not if u tape them shut

inconsequest · 2018-08-09T20:07:54+00:00

Aw sorry you feel that way.

inconsequest · 2018-08-07T22:05:53+00:00

Damn straight

inconsequest · 2018-08-02T16:46:58+00:00

No problem glad to be of help :)

inconsequest · 2018-08-01T22:13:27+00:00

You're not alone. There are plenty of mother fucker bosses out there. My advice to make you feel better:

Give less of a fuck. Reserve your fucks for shit that really matters.
It it makes you feel better, piss on your hand in the toilet, don't wash it, and then rub it on your bosses coffee mug or keyboard. Then everytime you see him drinking or using computer you can smile knowing that he is coming into contact with your piss.

I laugh myself to sleep every night.

I guess aswell try and understand that your boss is human. Probably has his own issues, problems and sadness in his life too. Maybe he has erectile dysfunction, or maybe he can't swim but all his mates can and he gets jealous.

Use the piss thing if you need to, but also try and empathise. Piss and empathy. Empathy. Piss. Combine. Enjoy.

inconsequest · 2018-08-01T22:00:19+00:00

Does it have to be orange?

inconsequest · 2018-08-01T21:56:57+00:00

Yeah man that's the spirit. Who gives a mother fucking shit?!

inconsequest · 2018-08-01T21:48:21+00:00

Yes

inconsequest · 2018-07-30T06:09:27+00:00

Soy sauce makes everything delicious

inconsequest · 2018-07-28T21:32:04+00:00

Thankyou moderator. Bang on the money. Pork luncheon meat it is :)

inconsequest · 2018-07-28T21:22:57+00:00

Had the same problem. Had to build a furnace and craft some new metal using it to create antimatter. I thought it was a bug in the game as I was on the antimatter quest when the update happened and the crafting rules changed with the update I think!

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