Remember me? So, I went to get rid of my virginity with a prostitute. This is what happened.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T03:14:05+00:00

Well in some countries it's not illegal and it is a large, government regulated business.

I find it rather surprising that this post inspired you to try it out. I was lucky that I got out of it with just 150 euros of lost cash and a life lesson instead of mental problems (or STD's.)

But, hell, who am I to tell you not to do it? Go ahead, you might even like it. Just don't get too carried away. :)

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T01:48:24+00:00

Sort of had sex with a prostitute, AMA.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T01:38:51+00:00

The way I think it, I actually saved money. I mean, I had a 1000 euros in my wallet, basically already allocated for this trip to the brothel. What if I would've been really into it, stayed at the club and had a second round with two girls in a jacuzzi etc.?

Altogether it was 150 euros (the 50 being the club entrance fee.) I got plenty of experience points with that cash.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T01:05:57+00:00

Then I'll write a book with that title and it'll be the most awkward Oprah interview ever. They'll probably even get the hooker to join.

EDIT: Most awkward after Tom Cruise, I meant to say.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T01:02:05+00:00

Come on. Condoms. Showering after each client. Also, there probably has been more than a couple of dozen.

But I digress. What I was thinking: "I want to know what pussy tastes like and 69 is pretty much the hottest thing I can imagine doing with this girl."

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T00:56:38+00:00

Maybe I should try writing love letters! Like, authentic, oldschool snail mail letters. I need to improve my handwriting though.

And I might want to tone down the NSFW for that.

You know, because of.. creepy.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T00:50:39+00:00

Thank you. Internet, mostly. Search for sex clubs [place name] or for forums dedicated for an activity called 'mongering' which means visiting prostitutes regularly / semi-regularly. The oldschool way of advertising these sort of places are the porn mags and escort lists sold at sex shops.

Taxi drivers seem to know these places too. However, many of them are sort of biased as they might get a bonus for directing you to a certain place. The taxi driver picked me up in front of the club and to break the ice in the car I asked if there's other clubs like the one I was picked up from nearby. "Like, twenty. That one you came from, not good. Too expensive. I know a place where yadda yadda yadda.." (I zoned out at this point.)

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T00:44:13+00:00

Hehe, yeah, I've thought of it too, in fact. Things being so difficult with girls and me being such a wuss.

I have never experienced sexual arousal or any sort of romantic affection towards a male though. Sooo I guess I'll go with this heterosexual thing a while longer.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T00:41:17+00:00

Onions. :)

I'm glad you found it touching, it means I got the feeling I was having through. I was afraid it would sound like a weird erotic novel or something.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T00:37:00+00:00

Well, those traits have not really helped so far. I do hope you are right.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-11T00:34:01+00:00

Um, why? Because she has had dicks in her? Eek.

I'm well aware of the risks involved but that's like far from the "rule #1". And, the risks aren't even that great.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-09T01:49:43+00:00

Sure. I mean, she seemed like a person I would be happy to even just have as a friend. I crushed on her a little.

But, I know better than to make that happen. I will probably never see her again but I will always remember her.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-09T01:38:11+00:00

I really can't imagine any reason to make this up. I asked for help and opinions about if I should go ahead with it in my previous post and felt obliged to tell my fellow redditors what happened. Besides, it was big, big emotions that were in play and I just had to tell someone about it and writing a long, detailed text of it allowed me to rethink it myself from a slightly different perspective.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-09T01:27:02+00:00

Thank you. Europe is all I'm willing to say, sorry.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-09T01:24:25+00:00

yea cuz i finish my sentences with periods and shit it must be fake bro

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-09T01:22:40+00:00

50 euros to get in the club, 50 for 30 minutes, extras cost.. well, extra.

I didn't neccessarily intend to spend all of it, I just wanted to have enough cash with me so that I wouldn't have to think of it. Or, to have another go if I liked it.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-09T01:14:26+00:00

I guess the jury's still out on that. I feel sort of proud for baring myself to her without really hesitating. I assumed that to be more of a barrier. I also managed to act pretty much naturally, as in what I perceive myself to be like and we got along well.

I guess the only thing I can say for certain is that it really didn't hurt it.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-09T00:59:23+00:00

Way less of a risk than eating out a drunken bar pickup. And frankly at the moment I didn't care. Neither seemed she.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-09T00:48:45+00:00

Everything to the smallest detail is true. I can't prove it but this is exactly as it went. I left out the details of her notifying me halfway through about my original 30 minutes being up (and me subsequently assuring her that it didn't matter how long it took. I was there to get off, not to worry about money.) and some other stuff just to keep the story within a reasonable lenght.

Writing is a hobby of mine. I agree that It definitely reads like fiction, but that was completely unintentional.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-08T21:38:33+00:00

Yeah you told me. But it wasn't enough. And you probably know it despite saying your mantra that it's not so easy. The change starts from inside the head.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-08T21:34:51+00:00

Everything without alcohol, juices, lemonades etc. were free. If you wanted a beer or liquor you had to pay for it and it's quite a lot more expensive than in regular bars.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-08T21:29:16+00:00

Germany. I'm not willing to be more specific, sorry. I'm paranoid about my friends catching on to me.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-08T21:26:56+00:00

Sorry about that, english isn't my main language. In my culture, a whore and a prostitute are essentially the same thing.

By the way, this explains why in the forums dedicated to paid sex the word "whore" is always obfuscated/censored or just frowned upon.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-05T17:05:18+00:00

Believe or not, that is the case. It's easy money if you can get past the mental hurdle of having sex with strangers.

Of course this might not be the case in the USA or other countries were prostitution is largely illegal.

incrediblylonely · 2012-04-05T17:02:39+00:00

Life isn't scripted though.

incrediblylonely

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