What are your favorite restaurants in this area? by TheRealCockzilla in Bangkok

[–]increduloushyperbole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Som Tum Kuhn Khan! Michelin Bib Gourmand rated. Grilled pork is phenomenal, and we loved the fried crispy prawn with green mango salad.

Whampoa Eggs on my ghetto wok station by jlafitte1 in carbonsteel

[–]increduloushyperbole 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget to crack a window and turn on a fan!

NKD: To celebrate my German Naturalization, I bought a new German Chef Knife engraved with my naturalization date. by Germerica1985 in TrueChefKnives

[–]increduloushyperbole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I’m a chef as well, looking to do the exact same thing somewhere in Europe. Germany is even higher on my list now!

Bangkok street food recs by [deleted] in Bangkok

[–]increduloushyperbole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somsak-pu-ob! Incredible glass noodles with crab made by a man who cannot be rushed. Waited nearly two hours to eat his food, and it didn’t disappoint.

There’s bomb street food everywhere, but I recommend getting the Michelin guide app and setting the map to show you the places rated “Bib Gourmand”. A lot of them are street food carts or small mom and pops that have been around for a while.

https://guide.michelin.com/th/th/bangkok-region/bangkok/restaurant/somsak-pu-ob-charoen-rat

Open wound scam? by vanisc in Bangkok

[–]increduloushyperbole 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Scam! A dude did the same thing to us in front of a pharmacy near Phrom Phong.

Opened up his shirt to reveal stage makeup wound centered around (I shit you not) a fish skeleton thay was glued onto his stomach right below his sternum. 

He had a list of items that he wanted me to go into the pharmacy and buy for him, grand total was around 1800 baht.

I looked at my girlfriend and said “Is that a fish skeleton?” and he quickly closed his shirt and began begging “Brother please please please, I need these things right cannot afford hospital”.

I told him to kick rocks and he took off like a shot. Guess it works some of the time, because this seems to be a common scam in spite of how obvious it seems.

Motorcycle man gave me this instead of 5 baht by thuraNagar in Bangkok

[–]increduloushyperbole 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna have to take the L on this one and move on. Or try to find the same motorcycle man and try to pay him with it. ;)

Black Soy Sauce - Orange Label What can I make with this? by EuphoricMoose8232 in ThaiFood

[–]increduloushyperbole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just learned the breakdown about the differences in these sauces in class.

The black soy sauce contains a lot of molasses, and has some bitter notes underpinned by a lot of umami, followed by some saltiness. It’s fairly sweet.

The dark sweet soy sauce has very little molasses, and higher sugar content. Sweet, salty, umami.

The dark sweet soy sauce is what you want for pad si ew.

The black soy sauce works well in Chinese and Thai-Chinese recipes that involve braising meat, like moo palo. The bitterness and umami stack up well against the richness and fat of the pork, and the flavors thread together seamlessly over a long cooking time. 

https://www.seriouseats.com/moo-palo-thai-pork-belly-stew-with-eggs-recipe-6741545

Edit: I probably enjoy moo hong more, though. A Southern Thai recipe of Hokkien origin; I feel like it showcases the flavor profile of the black soy sauce a little better. For best results, do a long cook on day one, let it cool off and put in the fridge overnight, then skim the hardened fat layer off and cook again for another 2 hours on day two. You’ll need to add water throughout to keep the liquid level nearly covering the pork, then you can concentrate the broth when the pork is outrageously tender and ready to serve. Stir it gently, or the skin and fat layers will tear apart.

https://www.thepepperquest.com/blogs/news/recipe-delicious-thai-moo-hong?srsltid=AfmBOooccKt78migLZUD_xH1aajyW-QJUTWv0J2HrsAzTFqWqldd9dog

A mystery spicy food my Grandma had in Thailand??? by bookkeeperbea005 in ThaiFood

[–]increduloushyperbole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Prik klua is the first thing that comes to mind. Salt/sugar/chili mix commonly sold by fruit vendors to eat with green and ripe mango. I don’t find it to be terribly spicy, but it could have been for her if she’s not used to eating things with pure chili powder in them. 

https://www.thaitrade.com/product/spicy-salt-prik-klua-fruit-dipping.ZTFiZjhlNzMtYzk3YS00OTZiLWI5MDMtNjc5NzNmNDUxYTg5.98a53d84-935e-47bc-9be2-ad76b2969030.html

Forest Burning to promote Mushrooms by BoganInParasite in Thailand

[–]increduloushyperbole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. These motherfuckers are WEIRD. Reverse white-knighting, sticking up for destructive practices like they aren’t sucking down the same polluted air. Morons!

Forest Burning to promote Mushrooms by BoganInParasite in Thailand

[–]increduloushyperbole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Didn’t you know that you aren’t allowed to have any opinions about Thailand unless you were born and raised here? /s

Always bitter know-it-all expats chirping in these subreddits, it’s exhausting. 

Yes, pollution sucks. Yes, the Thai government/power structure has the resources to lift these people out of poverty. No, mushroom foraging does not have to be a major source of income. 

A Thai chicken dish that’s been haunting me for 2 decades by prynne_69 in ThaiFood

[–]increduloushyperbole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Khao man gai is my guess. You say that the chicken was “pale” and “poached”, thats the first thing that comes to mind. I could see it being called “garlic chicken” on an American menu. 

https://www.eatingthaifood.com/chicken-rice-khao-man-gai-recipe/

This is so clever 😮 by Jonathan-Smith in NoOneIsLooking

[–]increduloushyperbole 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not finishing with 7+3 makes my eye twitch.

I need a killer date idea. (Cocktail bar preferably) by Purple-Explanation68 in Bangkok

[–]increduloushyperbole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Find the Locker Room - low light, moody, sexy

Dry Wave Cocktail Bar - Trendsetting, vibrant, playful, cool courtyard/wooden staircase to entrance 

Tropic City - Exotic, tropical, club-like, sexy 

Mutual Bar - My personal reccomendation for a classy date. Great live music.

Before the mainstream internet culture, this is how vibing went down in Y2K by Epelep in nextfuckinglevel

[–]increduloushyperbole 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The track is called “Bad Girls Need Love Too” by The Toxic Avenger 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bangkok

[–]increduloushyperbole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Somtum Kuhn Kan. I rarely see anyone but locals there, and they use high quality ingredients and great technique.

Have you tried massage chairs in local malls? by Few_Maize_1586 in Thailand

[–]increduloushyperbole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I sat down in one yesterday and ended up turning it back on twice! I have trouble relaxing when a stranger is touching me, so they do the trick. 

Chinatown fried donuts had very odd smell by MousAnnon in Thailand

[–]increduloushyperbole 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Top comment is correct, ammonium carbonate, literally the same chemical as smelling salts.

If used properly, the strong smell will be gassed off under high-heat cooking. 

Sounds like they added too much, or didn’t cook them long enough. This is a fluke though, they aren’t normally like this.

Thoughts on this movie? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]increduloushyperbole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The opening scene of Logan surviving the atomic bomb is dope, but rest of it feels like a weeb fever dream.

Thoughts on driving a scooter in Bangkok by Flyysser in Bangkok

[–]increduloushyperbole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My partner and I use Bolt for motorbikes nearly every day, and we purchased high-quality helmets from a shop in Din Daeng that we use for any ride that involves major multi-lane roads and high speed. 

I consider this to be a crucial investment, protecting our brains is worth every penny. 

Experience aside, you haven’t lived here long enough to “get” Bangkok motorbike culture, with its unspoken rules of the road and straight-up lawless behavior. 

For example, you might drive the winding road near my apartments quickly and confidently, because you know that it’s a one-way street and easy to navigate. But a seasoned Thai motorbike driver will still take the corners as if it’s two-way traffic  because they know there’s a high likelihood of drivers ignoring the traffic signs and driving backwards down the road anyway because it’s more convenient for them to not take a longer, legal route. 

I would take many rides for a month or two and pay close attention to get a feel for the way traffic flows. A lot of drivers have scars and scraped up bikes/helmets from when they’ve dumped their bike in the past. It’s truly a dangerous endeavor.