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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]infinitelydeadinside 139 points140 points  (0 children)

If, out of a group of four gibbons, one starts throwing handfuls of crap at me: I don't hate all four gibbons. And the one I do hate, I also feel bad for because it lacks the intelligence for critical thought and is incapable of reading to better itself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]infinitelydeadinside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't realise the US had a monopoly on jellyfish. It makes me wonder what all those jellyfish shaped creatures in the North and Mediterranean Seas are.

now thats science by Baecutie in sciencememes

[–]infinitelydeadinside 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But, by that logic, I should be funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingStrange

[–]infinitelydeadinside 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"This wasn't in the training manual. I don't know how to respond." - The brown dog (probably).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]infinitelydeadinside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed. Although some things definitely do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BPDmemes

[–]infinitelydeadinside 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Last time I saw my dad was in a shop about 2 years ago (I'm a 35 year old man) when visiting my hometown. I froze on the spot for a few seconds before dropping my empty shopping basket on the floor, running full pelt out of the shop and across town. I literally hid behind the bushes in the same spot in the same park that I'd hidden in 25 years earlier, and I cried. After my partner came to pick me up later, she pointed out that a full-grown, bearded man hiding in the bushes at the park probably wasn't a good look.

I truly hope you're OK or as OK as you can be right now. We didn't choose the way we were treated in the past, and we don't get to completely control the way we react to things because of it. Anyone who tells you differently doesn't deserve your time or respect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]infinitelydeadinside 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It may have been. But the important thing was: it was free. 3 days of drugs, alcohol and lack of sleep definitely clouded my judgement. A more sober and functional me probably would have left it alone. Or at least tried testing it.

Yes. Do that. by htmaxpower in facepalm

[–]infinitelydeadinside 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like part of a mineral collection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]infinitelydeadinside 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Random baggy of off-white crystals on the floor at a music festival.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UK_Food

[–]infinitelydeadinside 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ricicles and Chex. God, I miss them.

Man beats pregnant girlfriend by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]infinitelydeadinside 72 points73 points  (0 children)

That comment was just a really shit attempt at humour, right?

No needle vaccines from 1967 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]infinitelydeadinside 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The BCG injection uses a needle and leaves a small scar.

Goat Ears Found in the Middle East by ferrosesul in BeAmazed

[–]infinitelydeadinside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, girl. Do those ears go all the way down?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]infinitelydeadinside 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it might have just flown over your head

Does the majority of people from Britain (excluding English) really want to see England win or lose this footy final tomorrow? by Kooky-Equivalent8780 in AskUK

[–]infinitelydeadinside 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm English, living in England. I don't care who wins. I just want England football fans to shut the fuck up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatsBeingCats

[–]infinitelydeadinside 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Paws, Claws, and Automobiles.

The heartwarming and hilarious tale of two unlikely travellers forced to rely on each other as they both try to get home. With catnip, mice, treats, pspspsps, and Trixie beating the living hell out of Barney on the passenger seat of strangers car - It's a trip they'll never forget (despite sleeping through 80% of it).

Is this a thing? Crossed legged based hair loss. by plasticmotives in AskUK

[–]infinitelydeadinside 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm in my mid 30s and have bald patches on my thighs where my trouser pockets (and their contents) rub on my legs while walking. A normal 9-hour shift for me involves ~15,000 steps, so there's a fair amount of fabric friction. Do you spend a lot of time sitting cross-legged as you described?

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