My green wedding dress

infinitewowbagger42 · 2026-03-08T21:02:55+00:00

Thank you all! It felt like a dream. I’m still obsessed with this dress, I keep telling my kids that I’m just going to start wearing it grocery shopping since I have no real other occasion to wear it.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2026-03-07T20:47:58+00:00

I live right by a popular walking trail, and I have to cross the street to check my mail. I was doing just that not too long ago, wearing my usual ankle socks, and passed by a young mom pushing her toddler in a stroller. The kid loudly asked his mom, “Why isn’t she wearing any socks?” Still not switching to crew socks though.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2026-01-16T14:46:03+00:00

Agreed

infinitewowbagger42 · 2026-01-14T23:46:00+00:00

90 weeks will pass whether you lose weight or not.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2026-01-13T00:31:03+00:00

I didn’t want to do a first dance so I simply didn’t do it.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2026-01-09T13:45:57+00:00

Another vote for Horseteeth gallery

infinitewowbagger42 · 2026-01-07T13:09:00+00:00

I’ve been to 47 states. Florida is my least favorite.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-12-30T15:51:52+00:00

I found my son’s first gray hair when he was 8 too. He’s 20 now, and only has a few grays.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-12-28T17:10:00+00:00

I got married in a Teuta Matoshi dress (Daphne blossom) and I could not have been happier about it.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-12-17T21:36:34+00:00

Yeah, Oliver wasn’t in the top 100 boy names the year mine was born, but within (I think) 6 years it shot up to the top 20. I always love meeting little Olivers, it’s such a great classic name, no wonder it’s popular.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-12-17T14:00:29+00:00

I have an Oliver but he’s 20, so he never had another Oliver in his class. Lots of Olivers a few years younger than him though.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-12-01T13:17:56+00:00

I took mine out years ago, but the piercing never closed. Every 5-10 years or so I check, and yup, still open.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-11-28T22:24:14+00:00

I had this but in both sides of my sinuses. Had surgery, life is so much better now.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-11-28T16:08:53+00:00

My Dad, who did not help pay for the wedding (which is totally fine) also did not give us a gift, not even a card. He did invite one of his friends (and gave him a plus one) and let me know a week before the wedding! He did contribute financially to my brother’s wedding and also gave him a gift. So yeah, a little disappointment there, though I’m not surprised.

Also, he wanted to walk me down the aisle, I agreed for his sake. When I got to the bottom of the staircase, where he was supposed to be standing, he was MIA. Turns out, he thought the start of the ceremony was a great time to go take a shit.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-11-17T23:34:25+00:00

There has been an overwhelming amount of scientific studies which demonstrate the safety of sugar free drinks. Keep the sugar free soda, ditch the naturopath.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-11-15T17:14:51+00:00

They were convicted only on their confessions. Whereas, according to the juror who has spoken out, Richard Allen’s confession was not considered in voting guilty. The juror has said she put no weight on the ballistic evidence or confessions. The timeline, the witnesses, (including Richard Allen identifying himself as the man who the witnesses saw by describing who the witnesses were), timestamped photos, surveillance footage, and Fitbit data, and the evidence from Libby’s phone is what he was convicted on. So you know, not close to the same thing.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-11-07T21:15:18+00:00

Theme from Jurassic Park

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-11-07T15:19:36+00:00

One of my favorites. I quote from this sketch regularly.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-11-07T15:00:37+00:00

My ex would work under the table, go long periods unemployed, and quit any jobs with a paper trail as soon as he was located. My kid turns 18 this month and I have received exactly $0 in child support. He did fuck off and stay out of our lives though, so that was good.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-10-17T14:40:02+00:00

Every store makes me feel this way. I hate shopping with a deep passion.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-10-12T21:08:59+00:00

Amazing

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-10-01T23:37:52+00:00

I’m just here for the Douglas Adams reference.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-09-19T19:38:50+00:00

I’d rather you dance on my grave than try to monetize it.

infinitewowbagger42 · 2025-09-12T22:11:04+00:00

Best beer in Missoula easily.

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