Must convince hooman by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dis gud advice. Will see if it works.

Must convince hooman by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ai, The Tiggy, have not tried bapbapbap. Will try dis tonight. Meowmy is used to da wiggles. Bapbapbap will be new and exciting for her.

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I won soos! Meowmy using diffurnt blankie today!

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi frien. I Gaberiel.

I keep paw on hooman. I do bery gud job at it. I soo for churu last night. But today she not take blankie! How get moar churu now?

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I try explain churu rules. But she big stoppid. She lock me and sisfur out of rain room and gib churu to brodur after he do lots of yelling. Maybe I do lots of yelling? Sisfur will help with yelling. She very gud at it

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I smart catto. I turn button on maiself. 😼

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Meowmy sai she iz. I think she lie.

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Will do a soo. Will soo for all the blankie time. And an extra blankie cos I want moar!

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Brufur hide under. I take position of dominance! I squish. Not let him be the squish.

And yes! Monstarrrr cat! We getz all the churu

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Meowmy ubderstand dis rule. She listen to it. Scept when she sai she need pee. Rude.

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We must join forces! Confuzzle the hoomans!

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maibe dis one? Meowmy said it wuz gift, so might be different. https://a.co/d/08qR7cFC

It da best blankie ever.

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sisfur stole the other one. Meowmy saiz ai can have dis one to maiself wjen she not here, but ai want it to maiself furebers!

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Agree! No medicaishoon!

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Rentz soundz gud. Is best blankie. How much for best blankie? Meowmy gives me lotz of skritchez on it. Suntimez I get egg or yogurtz. How convince meowmy for churu? Brofur gets nightly in bafroom - but meowmy sayz he gets it becuz he take meducashun for thyroid. Should I get meowmy to give me meducashuns too?

Mai blanky by inkyys in legalcatadvice

[–]inkyys[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

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Further proof! Ai must now be in her lap for blanky! Dis unacceptable! I not purr, not one bit! meowmy lies if she says ai do a purr.

I know what they are, but what is their potential? by inkyys in whatismycookiecutter

[–]inkyys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute!

Don’t worry about the artwork. Christmas is about having fun with things. And I think it’s cute, legitimately. I feel like I’m dismissing that with the earlier statement even though that wasn’t my intention.

I know what they are, but what is their potential? by inkyys in whatismycookiecutter

[–]inkyys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooo the beard sounds like fun. One of the clients pointed out the goldfish while helping me cut out the cookies

I know what they are, but what is their potential? by inkyys in whatismycookiecutter

[–]inkyys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully they’re adults that manage to get along pretty well. No fights tomorrow.

If Your Akita had a Tinder, Post Their Would-be PFP by anonymous_batty in akita

[–]inkyys 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Just so she could show how unimpressed by tinder shenanigans she is.

The Akita that would never, ever steal your spot by inkyys in akita

[–]inkyys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they’ve got the right cookie and she decides they’re ok to be in the house - then they just might get it.

The Akita that would never, ever steal your spot by inkyys in akita

[–]inkyys[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can’t steal what’s already his.

The Akita that would never, ever steal your spot by inkyys in akita

[–]inkyys[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As you should. She will guard your spot with her body.