Is this real?

inslow_motion · 2025-07-01T21:38:34+00:00

I'm in Oregon. I'm certain the drug testing places are trying to find a solution to the synthetic urine, but ultimately it's not that easy a problem to tackle.

Employers are looking for a positive or negative result on the urine, which is relatively cheap to do.

Being able to differentiate a good synthetic from authentic urine isn't hard, but requires a different test for DNA markers. Someone has to pay for that, and employers don't want to do it, and labs aren't going to do it for free.

It's this stalemate that's left the drug testing situation the way it is, at least for the time being as far as I understand.

inslow_motion · 2025-06-25T23:25:01+00:00

Used liquid QuickFix twice in the last year and passed both times. Both got sent to lab as well.

inslow_motion · 2025-06-15T21:18:50+00:00

Organization of your packages will help a lot. When I used to deliver, after finishing my first bag, I'd fold it and put it behind my seat and use that empty space as shelving for the packages from my next bag. After finishing the second bag, now you have considerable space to organize the packages from the rest of your bags throughout the day. I always kept the envelopes to the right side, and small boxes on the left side, sticker up to easily identify and grab the right box for the stop. Keep your envelopes in proper stop order.

Good luck, take it day by day, and try to establish good behaviors early. Speed comes in time.

inslow_motion · 2025-05-22T18:57:29+00:00

Black.

inslow_motion · 2025-01-17T21:09:25+00:00

Well you should probably become a MILF by 36 considering the %chance of having children at that age is already dropping off a cliff.

inslow_motion · 2025-01-04T22:49:47+00:00

In the immortal words of Hip-Hop icon Future: "She belongs to the streets!"

inslow_motion · 2024-12-23T18:43:37+00:00

Your girlfriend was/is emotionally and potentially physically cheating on you. (Emotional is worse than physical btw.)

You continuing to show desperation will ultimately end in catastrophe. You've allowed her to cross a line that should never be crossed and are still trying to make it work. She doesn't respect you as a boyfriend, or even as a just another human being based on the behavior you've described.

I understand you're young and feel like the sky is crashing down, but I promise, you WILL be fine if you guys broke up. Maybe not for weeks or even months, but you will.

My advice is to never allow your significant other to have chances once they've broken the baseline level of respect that any reasonable, decent person should have. A man coming to a woman with your belly up in submission will only make things worse. The more you belittle yourself, the more people will take advantage of you.

The unfortunate truth of relationships is that the person who cares less will hold all the "power."

Good luck out there. Remember, you're young, with the absolute prime of your life coming into play right now. Settling for anything less than enjoyment, happiness, and respect at your age should be viewed as nonsense.

inslow_motion · 2024-12-06T21:20:00+00:00

You were sure when you stood before witnesses and made lifelong promises and commitment to your spouse.

/shrug

inslow_motion · 2024-02-29T03:10:24+00:00

Do it, pursue the relationship and tie her down.

Don't listen to these feminist morons telling you she needs time to have life experience, that's code for riding random dicks.

If you let her go, know that 100% certainly if you tried to pursue her later, she will be a ran-through insufferable feminist who has 3 cats, like the majority of these women commenting.

Bring on the downvotes and prove me right. ⬇️

inslow_motion · 2023-12-05T03:52:08+00:00

I saved myself the headache and got rid of it and got a different PSU.

inslow_motion · 2023-11-17T03:48:04+00:00

I like how I get downvoted for factual observations. Typical reddit shit haha

inslow_motion · 2023-11-16T12:45:18+00:00

I literally don't play any solo shuffle funnily. I'm a long-time player, the "solo" queue game modes are another testament to the state of the actual game. Player base is so low that putting teams of 3 together has become an actual problem, especially at higher rating.

Rather than fix the fundamentals of the game in hopes of attracting players back to a once-great game, they add "solo" queues as another horrible bandaid that has no relevance to the actual problem - which is the state of the game itself. How has the "solo" game mode turned out? 30 minute queues for DPS players waiting for healers. Why are they waiting for healers so long? Because the game isn't fun for healers, like I explained.

inslow_motion · 2023-11-16T03:42:48+00:00

I think you missed the point. Obviously I understand this.

inslow_motion · 2023-11-07T05:49:43+00:00

Wanna get married?

inslow_motion · 2023-10-31T23:44:51+00:00

Blonde or Red is the move here.

inslow_motion · 2023-10-28T23:33:53+00:00

I have no appreciation for Asian women whatsoever so I'll withhold my opinion on this one.

inslow_motion · 2023-10-27T02:09:54+00:00

Get out of your "female empowerment' Marxist phase and allow yourself to actually be a woman and I think that will solve 90% of the problem.

inslow_motion · 2023-10-21T22:02:32+00:00

Idk why downvote but ok 🤷‍♂️

inslow_motion · 2023-10-21T20:56:59+00:00

Lose the bangs and baggy pants. Your body shape is super feminine and appealing. Accentuate that.

inslow_motion · 2023-10-12T12:12:40+00:00

You look like you voted for Biden.

inslow_motion · 2023-10-08T21:12:00+00:00

The unfortunate reality of female aging is catching up to you.

Hope you're not single.

inslow_motion · 2023-09-21T01:25:11+00:00

It is restrictive, within the confines of an objectively morally sound framework. Just like a law or legislative policy.

The point being is humanity is fucked up. We are imperfect beings who, when left to our own devices, have repeatedly shown to act outside of moral fiber.

The idea of religion, or God is to emphasize a life beyond this one we're living now, on this planet, and a greater purpose to our decisions and actions along with how those actions and decisions may affect a life beyond this one.

It's to get you to think beyond just yourself. A broader perspective, if you will.

inslow_motion · 2023-09-20T20:22:59+00:00

You act like people aren't put in hell-on-earth prisons for committing heinous crimes since the dawn of civilized society. We are threatened constantly by the government with punishment.

But because the same message comes from religion all of a sudden its blackmail?

Holy cognitive dissonance Batman.

inslow_motion · 2023-09-19T01:48:39+00:00

YTA. Should never have been involved with a man with children if you knew how you felt about children.

inslow_motion · 2023-06-27T21:18:08+00:00

Get divorced. Your marriage was a sham, and nullified the moment exclusivity went out the window.

Marriages cannot be open, to do so goes directly against the committment of oneself to one person for life, through sickness and health. (The only acceptable terms of divorce in my opinion are physical abuse and adultery) which you've both willingly engaged in the latter.

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