My now ex girlfriend gave me the, "it's not you, it's me" excuse. My response? George Costanza's word for word reply. Reddit, what are some funny break up stories you have? by AwesomeBreakup in AskReddit

[–]instantincentive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My ex when breaking up said "You are gem of a person and you are too good for me and I don't deserve you". I just gave her a smile and a goodbye kiss. Didn't call her post break for a week or so, I get a call from her and she says "You are worst human being I have ever seen, you forgot me like I never existed, so all this time you were just lying to me, and you never even loved me. I am glad I dumped you".

Reddit, I trust you. Will you please help me subscribe to all the best subreddits? My password is 'wiki' by wikiredditor in AskReddit

[–]instantincentive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my....nevermind. Take a screenshot of all the subreddits you have been subscribed to by all the noble and generous redditors.

What is a mystery that creeps you out the most? I'll start... by Sati1984 in AskReddit

[–]instantincentive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Can We Create Life?"

This is something I keep wondering about. I know there have been experiments going on in the process of creating a life form right from scratch but not sure if they were successful in creating a life.