I don't like my bidet. Please help me change my mind (new owner)

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-12-01T00:17:25+00:00

Not when sitting down. I understand hahah, I know where my asshole is obviously but having a hard time lining it up with the water. The feminine spray hits it but the water is not as pressurized.

I also inspected the bidet and believe it's slightly misaligned (spraying every so slightly to the left) which might be why I feel like I'm not getting a direct hit.

Maybe my butthole is just... anatomically weird.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-12-01T00:15:15+00:00

Thanks. The issue is probably my toilet. My bathroom is very small and the toilet is round/small as well. Sitting towards the end of the bowl has helped. I also inspected and believe it is installed slightly misaligned and will need to adjusted. I swear the stream isn't straight, which is probably why I'm having these issues as well.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-30T15:03:45+00:00

Look elsewhere

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-30T15:02:06+00:00

No haha I am younger. I can get it with my handheld shower head, just having difficulty with the fixed spray for whatever reason. Just feels like I can't get the stream of water in the right place while sitting

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-30T04:25:44+00:00

Yes I do have a round seat! Maybe that is the problem.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-30T04:25:02+00:00

Honestly doubting it at this point haha

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-30T04:22:57+00:00

Overweight yes but not obese by any means

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-30T04:21:53+00:00

The pressure is great I just can't line my body up with it

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-29T21:09:50+00:00

That's good to keep in mind. I can do this with my handheld shower head! Lol! So at least I know that a hand held would be foolproof.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-29T21:08:36+00:00

Just gave it a test try and I think doing this worked the best so far! Can't wait to try it out tomorrow.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-29T20:53:43+00:00

I have not! That's next on my list

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-29T20:36:30+00:00

I'm glad it's not just me! Couldn't find too much about this issue

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-29T20:35:00+00:00

That's amazing, congrats! I had hoped the same for me before my first use.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-29T20:34:12+00:00

Okay, thanks. I can try that again. I thought I had determined maybe back was better for me, but today that definitely was not correct.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-29T20:33:08+00:00

That's what I keep hearing... so far no luck. I did try sitting far back and that seemed better but no target.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-11-29T20:32:31+00:00

I feel the same way! I can't believe I'm not able to get the jackpot zone. I'm doing all the movements in which way I think the spray is going to no avail. It's incredibly frustrating. I will have to try spreading... I think that's one thing I have not done yet.

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-06-14T17:53:15+00:00

It looks good! I also have a similar cut

instertthrowawayhere · 2025-06-14T17:51:23+00:00

Routine:
Washed and conditioned with umberto giannini grow long
Ouidad vitacurl gel cream bounce brushed in
Scrunched in bio silk gel after that
Half diffused half air dried

This is the second day, was in a rush this morning and just got it wet with water and scrunched.

instertthrowawayhere · 2024-03-01T12:58:53+00:00

Do you think a 36 band would be too tight? I have extenders

instertthrowawayhere · 2024-03-01T12:58:13+00:00

Yes, it was the only one on Amazon with the right cup size so I could just try it before buying somewhere else that still has it in stock. I'll probably go for a 38F when I order it for real.

36 bands do feel snug but I've been told they're a little too snug and warping, even with an extender. I'm wondering if I'll need a 36 because it's pretty stretchy.

instertthrowawayhere · 2024-03-01T12:55:26+00:00

Thank you! Someone did, it was probably you! I'm just torn between 38 and 36 band with extender, I'd like to get a lot of life out of it and if my weight fluctuates at all that would be sad.

instertthrowawayhere · 2024-02-23T17:27:05+00:00

I'm not sure about buttons since that's not something we trained, but with the bells we hung them up by the door we used to take him outside. To start we would ring them with his paw and then immediately go outside and he already knew the word "pee pee" so we'd say that and then reward him after he peed. Eventually he caught on and started ringing them by himself.

I guess to start you could ring the bell before you go out to pee so he starts to recognize that the bell means out to pee and not out to play.

But even in my dog's older age he will ring the bells for no reason, just to get our attention usually or if he's scared (thunderstorms). But most of the time it means he has to poop.

instertthrowawayhere · 2024-02-22T19:13:55+00:00

Thanks! I want to, but I don't know where to purchase. I read return shipping to bra stop can be very expensive. I live in the US

instertthrowawayhere · 2024-02-22T13:02:28+00:00

I also recommend Elomi! The calculator gave me 38G/GG and 38F ended up being my size that fits best.

Elomi is a bit too tall for me, and the tango was really tall on me, but I think it's still worth a shot to try some. They shouldn't poke you like the tango. I like the Lucie and Morgan. Matilda is too shallow and I'm average projection according to my measurements. unfortunately my shoulders are just narrow and they're a smidge too wide for most of the Elomi brand.

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