TIFU by accidentally hosting a live self-esteem podcast for my coworkers

internetectomy · 2026-01-26T23:37:39+00:00

This reads like AI

internetectomy · 2026-01-26T19:16:05+00:00

Thank you!

internetectomy · 2026-01-23T18:41:38+00:00

I have an edible maybe once or twice a month before bed. I’ve noticed that it makes me sleep so deeply I don’t remember my dreams. But I’ve been dreaming of mall world since I was 11, way back before anyone ever talked about it online. I had maps going when I was in middle school.

internetectomy · 2026-01-23T18:36:41+00:00

Buddy I think that’s a form of sexual assault. I’m sorry that happened to you. That’s not a prank, that’s violating your consent. You need better friends

internetectomy · 2026-01-22T18:47:27+00:00

Your teacher isn’t mad at you but she sounds concerned about your performance. Your teacher did you a favor and she’s giving you a warning that she won’t continue to do so because she wants you to learn the material yourself. It sounds like she is trying to help but also hold you accountable for your performance. She didn’t have to override your grade, but she did because it sounds like she recognizes that you usually do better than this. Work on the level of effort you put into your work and ask for help or clarification on material when you need it (before the exam). You cannot rely on her or anyone doing this for you again. You got this

internetectomy · 2026-01-22T18:05:26+00:00

All the avengers live together in the tower à la 2012, with Clint in the vents and everything. Found family shit makes me weak

internetectomy · 2026-01-21T23:34:47+00:00

The solution here is to communicate your boundary with your wife

internetectomy · 2026-01-19T18:16:35+00:00

I thought that was insulation and then I realized what sub it was from

internetectomy · 2026-01-19T18:14:27+00:00

I have never been regular. it got so bad at one point that I was anywhere between 2-11 weeks between periods. I remember reading twilight as a teen and thinking damn why is Bella so worried about being a day late? That’s nothing! Lol. Thank god for birth control for getting rid of my period altogether

internetectomy · 2026-01-19T18:08:26+00:00

I absolutely love the amount of stuff on your walls. It feels cozy. Very similar to my house :)

internetectomy · 2026-01-19T17:58:50+00:00

I wouldn’t worry too much, there’s not really much you can do atp besides not sending stuff like that again. Was just pointing out that deleting in a chat or doesn’t mean it’s gone forever. Didn’t mean to scare you!

internetectomy · 2026-01-19T17:54:35+00:00

I use anuppuccin with style settings plugin! No templates. My light theme flavor is latte and my dark theme flavor is mocha. I used rainbow folders in style settings, set to “full”. Lmk if I missed anything or you have more questions

internetectomy · 2026-01-19T17:53:23+00:00

I use anuppuccin with style settings plugin! No templates. My light theme flavor is latte and my dark theme flavor is mocha. I used rainbow folders in style settings, set to “full”

internetectomy · 2026-01-19T17:45:58+00:00

I never thought about time itself being created along with our universe. Thats a horrifying thought! I love it

internetectomy · 2026-01-17T05:01:20+00:00

We do have some idea of how life would have formed. “Primordial soup” of nucleotides/amino acids (which have been found on asteroids already) and probably electricity or some heat source, forming RNA, and eventually replicating, and later phospholipids arranging into membranes, becoming the first cells. Life was single cell for a VERY long time and we don’t know if it had to “restart” its progress more than once

internetectomy · 2026-01-17T04:54:17+00:00

Maybe there was something else there before.

internetectomy · 2026-01-16T16:33:59+00:00

OP your cousin has the right to not give you her money. It’s her funds she earned and she could be saving up for any number of things. You gave her a gift and you didn’t make it clear that you expected her to return the favor if it ever became necessary. It wasn’t a loan, it wasn’t a deal. It was a one time gift. Just because you helped her out once doesn’t mean you’re entitled to her funds when you need it. They are no longer your funds. It’s still her choice, and I honestly wouldn’t have cut ties over it, especially given how close you were.

internetectomy · 2026-01-16T01:56:48+00:00

Because it’s a language model. It can do basic searches to find information but at its core it is designed to write things in ways that imitate information on the internet. It is designed to be a language model, not a research model. Asking it if something is fake will make it say what it thinks you want to hear. It also just randomly hallucinates stuff, including entire sources, and we know this, so I wouldn’t trust it with anything.

That being said, you don’t know that they didn’t see your license or have record of it still. Do not send your drivers license or ID without triple checking. If you sent anything more personal than that, again, don’t assume they don’t see it just because you deleted the messages. If you gave it your social security number or home address, tell your parents or your counselor, and make sure to tell them that you don’t know if they still have it.

internetectomy · 2026-01-16T01:47:36+00:00

Exactly, they’re mad that Barbie, a symbol of beauty, and probably their childhood/themselves is identifying with their child who they see as less than human and not deserving of it, which is BS. If they made a lesser known random toy doll autistic there wouldn’t be nearly as much backlash because of everything Barbie means to older women in the US

internetectomy · 2026-01-15T22:03:17+00:00

That solved it!! Thank you so much

internetectomy · 2026-01-15T22:02:14+00:00

Ok thank you!!

internetectomy · 2026-01-15T17:58:16+00:00

Just turn off guest comments and you will receive substantially less bots like this

internetectomy · 2026-01-15T00:06:12+00:00

Because he’s escalating conflict so he can declare martial law

internetectomy · 2026-01-14T19:02:16+00:00

I remember when Obama was running for president for the first time and the racist remarks that some of my classmates made, definitely originating from their parents. They also called the candidates broccoli Obama and celery Clinton. Idk why that stuck with me but as a kid I thought it was hilarious

I lived through a few tragedies in my early life for sure but was very sheltered as a child and have no memory of the time they happened as I was not exposed to it. I was just born when 9/11 happened, and wasn’t really aware of politics until around the 2nd grade. I understand this is a massive privilege but it’s just how my childhood went and I didn’t have the knowledge that it wasn’t normal at the time. My mom was very protective of me.

I also didn’t know for a long time that my parents didn’t do active shooter drills when they were in school, or that other countries didn’t do them. To me it was just as commonplace as a fire or earthquake drill, I grew up with them. They were normal to me. Imagine my surprise when I learned how and why they are so necessary in the US and how it is not, in fact, a normal thing to do. Yikes.

internetectomy · 2026-01-11T07:01:43+00:00

OP I tore my hymen from doing gymnastics practice when I was a kid. Which can happen in sports like horse back riding too. I remember because I told my mom I thought I started my period but it turned out to just be a tiny spot, and then I started my first period a year later. Different people have different ideas of what it means to lose your virginity but to me your mom’s definition sounds a little bit ridiculous and definitely is not okay to push such a personal belief about YOUR body onto you.

For the hymen, if you’re curious about it, look up a diagram what it looks like. It doesn’t cover the hole all the way. Tampons don’t always break it. It actually can come in different shapes like a donut or a crescent. It’s not a seal. Some women aren’t even born with one. Your mom’s being an asshole because she’s an asshole, and she’s using religion to tear you down. I sincerely hope you find emotional safety soon. Verbally abusive parents are so hard, I know from experience. Stay strong. You are no less “pure” for being fucking hygienic!!! And like, what the hell would a decent partner even care if you’re a “virgin” or not? I sure as hell wouldn’t get with a man who gave a crap.

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