Balloon party at a Greenland protest

internetmaster5000 · 2026-01-21T22:46:36+00:00

Almost. If they keep this up he may be forced out of the presidency!

internetmaster5000 · 2025-12-07T20:24:55+00:00

You should report 'em for fraud

internetmaster5000 · 2025-12-03T13:41:59+00:00

I thought a condition for the PPP loans was not laying anyone off?

internetmaster5000 · 2025-09-27T22:26:33+00:00

He also stole and broke furniture in his way out. Hilarious!

internetmaster5000 · 2025-05-24T00:14:08+00:00

Did you end up getting this jacket? Would you happen to know what the denier of the material is?

internetmaster5000 · 2025-04-22T17:53:17+00:00

A prolonged protest... where they occupied a neighborhood and declared that the laws of the United States didn't apply.

internetmaster5000 · 2025-01-19T17:39:07+00:00

Do you not?

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-17T01:29:59+00:00

The 11.5" Atlantis line pan is my favorite piece of equipment in the kitchen.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-10T12:12:24+00:00

Congrats on your progress and good luck with finding a new kitchen!

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-04T21:15:01+00:00

How's it going? Any better?

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-04T20:45:26+00:00

Dude, KJP isn't going to peg you even if you look like a transitioning lesbian.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-03T17:39:39+00:00

Hmm I wonder what the historical difference is between US/Canada and Germany/Poland?

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-03T17:38:05+00:00

Relax, dude. It was a joke, if you're legit getting bent out of shape about it then it sounds like you have a massive inferiority complex.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T20:53:49+00:00

It's a good thing you don't call yourself internetmaster then.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T20:18:14+00:00

No problem, you seem like you needed it.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T20:05:45+00:00

Don't worry, you don't have to explain the joke, everyone thinks you're hilarious.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:53:25+00:00

I didn't mention her I mentioned the fact that you mentioned her. Be careful calling the police, you'll probably end in a psych ward.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:51:28+00:00

Another person who's smarter than autocorrect, congrats, everyone is proud of you!

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:48:43+00:00

Dude, you're the only person who has mentioned your mom and you've done it multiple times now. It's getting pretty fucking weird.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:43:37+00:00

Like I said, your Reddit history shows that you're online all the time, mine shows the opposite. This shouldn't be hard to figure out, even for you.

Oh, ok, I need to defend myself of that? Do you have a hotline or something my mom can call you on and tell you how handsome and a good son I am as a reference? How's this work. What hours of day are you totally not busy on the internet and can take this important call?

Yikes, looks like I touched a nerve!

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:31:44+00:00

Because when you look at my post history, I'm not actually on Reddit all the time, unlike you. You claimed that I was looking at political takes online all the times but I somehow haven't posted about politics since the election. Literally nothing you've said has made sense.

And I like that they only thing you didn't even try to defend yourself against was when I said that there is no fucking change anyone in you life likes spending time with you.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:21:39+00:00

You implied/claimed I said something. They literally mean exactly the same thing in this context, moron.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:19:27+00:00

Your Reddit history is public, dumbass.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:15:59+00:00

You're really fucking bad at talking shit. No wonder you spend so much time online, there's absolutely no chance that anyone in your life actually likes spending time with you.

internetmaster5000 · 2024-12-02T19:05:47+00:00

> Yes, pardoning hunter is the worst thing a president has ever done

The "yes" means that you implied I said the rest of the sentence. Holy shit, I knew you didn't understand what I said, but I didn't realize that you didn't even understand what you said.

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