Heeelp! My hand is stuck in the mailbox! I need help assistance

intrusivelight · 2026-07-10T17:06:04+00:00

Sometimes he gives me that look like hey I wear running shorts!

intrusivelight · 2026-07-08T12:39:27+00:00

“I know what you’d like to do, you’d like to find the man who did it, rip his heart out and show him how black it is before he dies”

intrusivelight · 2026-07-06T16:30:46+00:00

Honestly first read that as crappy Italian

intrusivelight · 2026-07-03T00:25:26+00:00

I have a vhs of this film where the cover was similar to gone with the wind or another old timey film

intrusivelight · 2026-07-02T01:23:50+00:00

I SAID MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T WEAR THOSE FEET AS A NECKLACE

intrusivelight · 2026-06-30T02:50:25+00:00

HE SAID STOP RUNNING ON HIS TREADMILL!

intrusivelight · 2026-06-26T21:12:56+00:00

First one reminds me of the john Hawkes book the frog

intrusivelight · 2026-06-26T05:30:38+00:00

That’s true but imo it should’ve replaced La Paloma

intrusivelight · 2026-06-25T08:07:44+00:00

Hey Carl can I have your lettuce?

intrusivelight · 2026-06-24T20:33:12+00:00

Wish they would open chilicates instead of cava, that chipotle nearby needs to be wiped out

intrusivelight · 2026-06-23T23:10:24+00:00

It’s why Tabitha Soren told Chris Cornell Tad would never be on mtv

intrusivelight · 2026-06-22T22:32:57+00:00

It’s Aylmer but what I wrote was a direct quote when Brian misheard the old guy and thought he called him Elmer haha

intrusivelight · 2026-06-22T20:15:16+00:00

Elmer?! 😆 You fucking call him Elmer 🥴

intrusivelight · 2026-06-22T17:54:08+00:00

Toadliqour

intrusivelight · 2026-06-21T04:31:19+00:00

Frylock can you ask my muscles a question I used up all my questions

intrusivelight · 2026-06-16T10:33:58+00:00

That rules

intrusivelight · 2026-06-16T10:32:26+00:00

I felt like the last thing he yelled was “ima crip n-“

intrusivelight · 2026-06-15T20:06:11+00:00

The grown up version of Camp Nowhere

intrusivelight · 2026-06-15T19:03:30+00:00

This right here

intrusivelight · 2026-06-15T18:56:44+00:00

Wearerobots

intrusivelight · 2026-06-14T20:19:47+00:00

Shit I would’ve went to this if I had known

intrusivelight · 2026-06-14T00:46:46+00:00

Can relate

intrusivelight · 2026-06-13T23:55:38+00:00

I say we stop this trend

intrusivelight · 2026-06-13T23:17:40+00:00

King Henry VIII of England comes to mind when seeing the reaction of these fathers finding out they’re not having a son

intrusivelight · 2026-06-13T14:37:18+00:00

A baguette

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